Funny New Year Messages

Spread the cheer with these funny New Year messages that you can share to your family and friends. These humorous New Year greetings can also be used for holiday greeting cards and SMS.  We also include some new year text messages that you can send to your friends, family and dear ones via your mobile phone. All you need is to tap the key and send them instantly. Have fun with these New year and spread the joy and happiness it brings to people close to your heart.

Funny Happy New Year Messages

Last year, I have been so stubborn and bad.
I caused you so much pain and hurt.
This year, I want you to know that I will never change.
I will stay the same. Happy New Year!

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I may have loved you less, cared for you less, and given you less.
Do not worry my prayers for you are also less.
Happy New Year!

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This year, I promise to be good so that I have all the reasons to be bad.

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May New Year bring you a new life with your new wife.

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This year, I promise to wake up early so that I can sleep early too!

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For this New Year, I promise not to eat chocolate. Not even a bit. Promise…

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I will conserve water this year.
I will do the laundry less but use deodorant more.
Happy New Year!

Funny New Year Messages for Cards, Funny New Year Messages for Friends

Happy New Year to all of the people whom I had misunderstandings with.
Catch this firework as a sign of making peace to you!

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If I had done you wrong, I am sorry.
May you still give me a chance this New Year to do it over and over again.
Happy New Year!

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I want to make this day special.
I decorated your room will plenty of fireworks that you will surely enjoy!

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May New Year makes you realize to stop being a black sheep of this family and start to be a dove that brings peace.

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My New Year’s resolution is to eat less so that I can be sexier.
But whenever I see your fat body, I guess I am already successful with my resolution so I won’t do it anymore.
Happy New Year to you!

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May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains.
Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.

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I will no longer wish you more success.
You’ve had so much already.
It should be mine this year!

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I hope that this New Year, I will be with a woman other than you.
I am tired to be your boyfriend.
I think I want to try being your husband instead.

Funny Happy New Year Wishes

Funny new year wishes messages, funny new year wishes greetings

Find more new year wishes messages below. These will be really useful for your cards and sms

It’s New Year’s Eve!
Time for fireworks and treats
Just be careful though,
Be safe or you’ll lose a finger or two.
Have a wonderful new year!

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A glass of water
A bottle of beer
Let’s get ready
And start the New Year’s party!

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I promise not to drink beer anymore,
But since it’s not yet the eve, can I have a bottle more?
Happy New Year, dear!

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They say pain and tears help one to be stronger,
So I am wishing you more tears and pain.
For you to become even stronger than last year.
Happy New Year!

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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you!
May you complete all your new year’s resolutions.

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It’s New Year!
So you can legally drink as much as you want.
Just don’t drive, be safe and have fun!

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My New Year’s Resolution:
Greet all those people who made me crazy this year!
You are one of them.
Don’t get me wrong, you just made my life worth living.
Happy New Year!

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It’s New Year’s Day once again,
Time to make resolutions and promises again.
I’m just hoping that after all the writin’
The resolutions won’t be in vain.

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This year,
Less complaining, more blessings
Less keeping, more sharing
Have a meaningful and blessed New Year ahead!

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Some people don’t like New Year that much.
Because they have to make resolutions they will break a week after.
Happy New Year!

Funny New Year Quotes

New year funny quotes, funny happy new year quotes

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
~ Bill Vaughan

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New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
~ James Agate

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Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
~ Brooks Atkinson

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New Year’s Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
~ Mark Twain

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Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
~ Anonymous

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I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.
~ Anais Nin

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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!
~ Joey Adams

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From New Year’s on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.
~ Leonard Bernstein

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Your Merry Christmas may depend on what others do for you. But your Happy New Year depends on what you do for others.
~ Anonymous

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The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.
~ G. K. Chesterton

More Funny New Year Greetings To Send

We all love a light joke, every now and then. Following are some one liners which you can use to wish your friends a Happy New Year.

May god motivate you to indulge less in office gossips this year!

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I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!

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I wish you scare off everyone in your wonderful Halloween attire in the New Year!

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I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!

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I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!

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I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly this New Year.

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May god inspire you to finally enroll in that anger management course in New Year!

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I wish you find a perfume this year that is less awe-inspiring than chocolate flavored EDT!

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I pray sincerely no sequel is released in your favorite vampire romance this year!

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I wish you end up without a funny face in group photos this year.