Funny Valentine’s Messages

Want to be funny yet romantic this Valentine’s day? Bring out the humorous side of you with these funny Valentine’s messages and Valentine’s Day greetings you can tell your boyfriend, girlfriend or partner.

 

Funny Valentine’s Day Wordings

 

Are you a type of prohibited drugs?
I am so addicted to you!

[snip poster]Are you a type of prohibited drugs? I am so addicted to you![/snip]

 

You are a robber!
You stole my heart!

[snip poster]You are a robber! You stole my heart![/snip]

 

You are like a denture because I can’t smile without you.

[snip poster]You are like a denture because I can’t smile without you.[/snip]

 

You are like a monkey;
You keep on swinging and hanging in my heart.

[snip poster]You are like a monkey; You keep on swinging and hanging in my heart.[/snip]

 

I am so tired…you’ve been running through my head all the time!

[snip poster]I am so tired…you’ve been running through my head all the time![/snip]

 

Are you a lice? You are always in my head!

[snip poster]Are you a lice? You are always in my head![/snip]

 

Are you a crayon? You give color to my world.

[snip poster]Are you a crayon? You give color to my world.[/snip]

 

You are a fire that keeps burning in my heart!

[snip poster]You are a fire that keeps burning in my heart![/snip]

 

I advise you to wear a life jacket because you might drown in my love for you!

[snip poster]I advise you to wear a life jacket because you might drown in my love for you![/snip]

 

You are my I.D. because when you are lost, they will know that you are mine.

[snip poster]You are my I.D. because when you are lost, they will know that you are mine.[/snip]

 

Are you an exam? I will answer you immediately.

[snip poster]Are you an exam? I will answer you immediately.[/snip]

 

Are you an orphanage? Because if you are, I am willing to give you a child.

[snip poster]Are you an orphanage? Because if you are, I am willing to give you a child.[/snip]

 

I wish that we are a computer’s keyboard. You know why? So that “U” and “I” are beside each other always.

[snip poster]I wish that we are a computer’s keyboard. You know why? So that “U” and “I” are beside each other always.[/snip]

 

Are you a calendar? Because I want to ask for a date.

[snip poster]Are you a calendar? Because I want to ask for a date.[/snip]

 

Do you feel sad? Because you are alone here in my heart.

[snip poster]Do you feel sad? Because you are alone here in my heart.[/snip]

 

Maybe you are indebted to me because no matter what I do, I cannot forget you.

[snip poster]Maybe you are indebted to me because no matter what I do, I cannot forget you.[/snip]

 

Are you feeling cold? Because I will give you the warmth of my embrace.

[snip poster]Are you feeling cold? Because I will give you the warmth of my embrace.[/snip]

 

Are you a criminal? Because if you are, I will give you everything just don’t hurt me.

[snip poster]Are you a criminal? Because if you are, I will give you everything just don’t hurt me.[/snip]

 

Are you a screw? Because while you keep on spinning in my head, you are digging deep in my heart.

[snip poster]Are you a screw? Because while you keep on spinning in my head, you are digging deep in my heart.[/snip]

 

You are like water because I cannot live without you.

[snip poster]You are like water because I cannot live without you.[/snip]

 

I don’t have to look for you because you are always in my heart.

[snip poster]I don’t have to look for you because you are always in my heart.[/snip]

 

You are like a flood that drowned me with your love.

You are like a flood that drowned me with your love.[/snip]

 

You are such a big and funny joke! You make me happy all the time.

You are such a big and funny joke! You make me happy all the time.[/snip]

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