Funny Get Well Soon Messages

Get Well Soon MessagesHere’s a collection of funny get well soon messages that you can send to a sick friend as being sick makes a person sad. Make the situation lighter by making him smile with these funny get well soon messages and get well wishes messages. Feel free to spread the laughter via Funny get well SMS wishes. Besides, laughter is the best medicine right?

Funny Get Well Messages

You are sick. When will you die? Just kidding! I hope you will be well soon!

Maybe you forgot to clean yourself that is why you are infected with so much viruses and bacteria. Let me disinfect you.

Sick people need to be quarantined.
You are not allowed to kiss your boyfriend.

The doctor says you are on a soft diet right now.
So, I will start eating all the fruits and
cakes that you have here on your table.

You just needed a HUGacetamol and
a KISSpirin to get well.
You are sick because you miss me so.

Have you cleaned your room again?
You get sick every time you do.

You have no right to get sick. Remember,
you are my hero? You are supposed to be strong.

I think it will be better if I will be
the one to end your life rather than
be killed by that damn sickness that you have.
Smile. That is good for your health!

Hold on to your faith and you will be better soon.
Pray because I will not be praying for you.

You are sick? Why just now? Get Well Soon, pal!

I am celebrating freedom! Mom is sick! Be well mom!

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Mom, I am sad that you are sick. Can my friends and I party in our house tonight?

Thank God you are sick. You will go to bed early while I stay up late watching TV!

Why is this bouquet labeled with “Condolence”. I said it is for someone who is sick.

Helplessly lying in your bed makes you vulnerable to whatever I wanted to do to you. Are you ready? Get well soon!

If all the doctors are as hot as yours, I will choose to be sick every day.

I am the only pill left in the world. So take me if you want to be healed.

Funny Get Well Soon Messages

Funny get well soon SMS, funny get well messages

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You just needed a HUGacetamol and
a KISSpirin to get well.
You are sick because you miss me so.

I think it will be better if I will be
the one to end your life rather than
be killed by that damn sickness that you have.
Smile. That is good for your health!

Sick people need to be quarantined.
You are not allowed to kiss your boyfriend.

The doctor says you are on a soft diet right now.
So, I will start eating all the fruits and
cakes that you have here on your table.

Helplessly lying in your bed
makes you vulnerable to
whatever I wanted to do to you.
Are you ready?
Get well soon!

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