Quotes can be encouraging, uplifting, and inspiring. The best quotes can sum up a feeling, can touch a heart, or make us smile. You can use quotes to explain how you feel for your little ones. Take note, using quotes are great when you have trouble expressing your own feelings, since some people just have a knack for putting good words.

“It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born.  This is not necessarily cause for alarm.  The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.”  — Quotes by Elinor Goulding Smith

“Babies are always more trouble than you thought – and more wonderful.”  — Quotes by Charles Osgood

“Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.”  — Quotes by Ed Howe

“In the sheltered simplicity of the first days after a baby is born, one sees again the magical closed circle, the miraculous sense of two people existing only for each other, the tranquil sky reflected on the face of the mother nursing her child.”  — Quotes from Gift from the Sea

“People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one. “ — Quotes by Leo J. Burke

“Babies are such a nice way to start people.” — Quotes by Don Herrold

“Every baby needs a lap.” — Quotes by Henry Robin

“Before you were born I carried you under my heart.  From the moment you arrived in this world until the moment I leave it, I will always carry you in my heart.” — Quotes by Mandy Harrison

“One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn’t have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it.” — Quotes by Georges Courteline

“Don’t ever tell the mother of a newborn that her baby’s smile is just gas.”  — Quotes by Jill Woodhull

“Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.” — Quotes by Bill Cosby

“When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be.” — Quotes by James Matthew Barrie

“A new baby is like the beginning of all things – wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.” — Quotes by Eda J. Le Shan



“Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.” — Quotes by Marshall McLuhan

“A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.” —Quotes by Mark Twain

“Babies are always more trouble than you thought — and more wonderful.” — Quotes by Charles Osgood

“It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.” — Quotes by Phyllis Diller

“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.” — Quotes by Kin Hubbard

“A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops.” —Quotes by Maurice Johnstone

“Always kiss your children goodnight – even if they’re already asleep.” — Quotes by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

“Every child begins the world again.” Quotes by Henry David Thoreau

“Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever-fresh and radiant possibility.” — Quotes by Kate Douglas Wiggin

“Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.” — Quotes by Lemony Snicket

“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells… to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.” — Quotes by Dave Barry

“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don’t need to hear ’27 months.’ ‘He’s two’ will do just fine. He’s not a cheese. And I didn’t really care in the first place.” — Quotes by George Carlin

“I love how babies look like old people. I saw a baby the other day that looked exactly like my grandpa, only taller.” — Quotes by Jarod Kintz

“This is a place where grandmothers hold babies on their laps under the stars and whisper in their ears that the lights in the sky are holes in the floor of heaven.” — Quotes by Rick Bragg

“If you were to open up a baby’s head – and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should – you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.” — Quotes by Dave Barry

“I loved having my baby inside of me, but I was very happy when he was finally here.” — Unknown

“Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.” —Unknown

“My opinion is that anybody offended by breastfeeding is staring too hard.” — Unknown

“Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God.” — Unknown

“A baby is born with the need to be love and never outgrows it.” — Unknown

“When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.”— Unknown

“You have a lifetime to work, but children are only young once.”— unknown

“Breasts are a scandal because they shatter the border between motherhood and sexuality.”— Quotes by Iris Marion Young

“I’m not opposed to new people, I just don’t like their packaging (diapers).” — Quotes by Jarod Kintz

“America used to live by the motto “Father Knows Best.” Now we’re lucky if “Father Knows He Has Children.” We’ve become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.” — Quotes by Stephen Colbert

“I’ve never really understood the desire people have to quantify a baby. “He’s X big and Y long,” As if the baby is a fish you’re not sure you’re going to keep. Or some prize potato you’re hoping will win a prize at the county fair.” — Quotes by Patrick Rothfuss

“Don’t stand unmoving outside the door of a crying baby whose only desire is to touch you. Go to your baby. Go to your baby a million times. Demonstrate that people can be trusted, that the environment can be trusted, that we live in a benign universe.” — Quotes by Peggy O’Mara

“A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males. It is a woman’s crowning creative experience of a lifetime.” —Quotes by John Stevenson

Cube Baby Quotes

“A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.” Quotes by Mark Twain

“Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God.” — Quotes by unknown author

“I think, at a child’s birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift would be curiosity.” — Quotes by Eleanor Roosevelt

“Men are often bad, but babies never are.” —Quotes by Louisa May Alcott

“Every child begins the world again.” —Quotes by Henry David Thoreau

“Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.”— Quotes by Charles Dickens

“Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever-fresh and radiant possibility.”— Kate Douglas Wiggin

“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” — Quotes by Milton Berle

“I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.” — Quotes by Robert Orben

“A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.” Quotes by Ronald Knox

“Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy.”— Quotes by Jayne Mansfield

“If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby “it”.”— T.S. Eliot

“I have no name: I am but two days old. What shall I call thee? I happy am, Joy is my name. Sweet joy befall thee!” Quotes by William Blake

“My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.” — Quotes by Mark Twain

“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.”—Quotes by Natalie Wood
“Don’t threaten me with love, baby. Let’s just go walking in the rain.”—Quotes by Billie Holiday

“A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby’s temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who’s boss.” Quotes by Tina Fey

New Baby Quotes

“Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.” — Quotes by Matthew Broderick

“Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.” — Quotes by Mark Twain

“A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.” — Quotes by Barbara Christine Seifert

“Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.”— Quotes by Brown

“Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.”— Unknown

“Loving a baby is a circular business, a kind of feedback loop. The more you give the more you get and the more you get the more you feel like giving.” Unknown

“A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.”  — Quotes by Author Unknown

“Aside from new babies, new mothers must be the most beautiful creatures on earth.” Unknown

“It’s never the right time to have kids, but it’s always the right time for screwing. God’s not a dumb shit. He knows how it works.” — Quotes by Justin Halpern

Funny Baby Quotes

The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain’t like he knows the cure for cancer and just ain’t spitting it out.”— Quotes by Justin Halpern

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