Best Movie Quotes

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Movie Quotes

“Elementary, my dear Watson.”– Sherlock Holmes

“I’m king of the world!”-Titanic

“Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”- Dorothy

“There’s no place like home.”-Dorothy

“I’m ‘Blackinese.”-Detective James Carter

“No one likes a kiss-ass.”-Donkey “Look eye! Always look eye.”-Mr. Miyagi

“How dare you, she’s a nice lady!” -Alan Garner

“I wish I knew how to quit you.” -Jack Twist

“Expecto Patronum.” -Harry Potter “I’m in a glass case of emotion!” -Ron Burgundy

“Are you a pothead Focker?” -Jack Byrnes

Famous Movie Quotes

“This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.”-Jack Sparrow

 

“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”– Rhett Butler

 

“Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight.”- The Joker

“Hasta la vista, baby.”-The Terminator

 

“You better start believing in ghost stories Ms. Turner, you’re in one.–Barbossa

 

“My mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you’re gonna get.”-Forrest Gump

“My family knows ever’thing there is to know ’bout the shrimpin’ bidness.”-Bubba Blue

 

“Life is not the amount of breaths you take. It’s the moments that take your breath away.’”-Alex “Hitch” Hitchens

 

“You’re just jealous ’cause I’m a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask.”-The Penguin

“Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.”- Margo Channing

“Warning! Assholes are closer than they appear.”-Ace Ventura Back off, man. I’m a scientist.”-Peter Venkmen

“You call that a knife? That’s not a knife. This is a knife.”-Michael “Crocodile” Dundee

“Go ahead. Make my day.”-Inspector “Dirty”-Harry Callahan  

“You’re killin’ me Smalls!” — The Sandlot

“Ray, next time someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!” — Ghostbusters

“Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.” — The Shawshank Redemption

“My Precious.”–Gollum

 

“Son, you got a panty on your head.” — Raising Arizona

“It ain’t white boy day is it?” — True Romance

“I Drink Your Milkshake! I Drink it Up!” -Daniel Plainview

“I am McLovin.” –Fogell

 

“King Kong ain’t got sh*t on me.”-Alonzo Harris “

 

Grab shell dude.” –Crush

“Fish are friends, not food.” –Bruce

“That’s just the way it crumbles … cookie wise.” – The Apartment

“People are so stupid I can’t bear to be around them anymore.” —Imaginary Heroes

“Fuck my cock!” — Wet Hot American Summer

“I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.” — Anchorman

“My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.” — Annie Hall

“Inconceivable!” — The Princess Bride

“My God. I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.” — Fight Club

“The Hammer is my penis.” — Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog

“I was born a poor black child.” — The Jerk They’ve done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.” — Anchorman

“Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me… please?” — From Dusk til Dawn

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room! — Dr. Strangelove

“I’ll sleep with you for a meatball.” —Victor/Victoria “What’s a nubian?” — Chasing Amy

“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster by your side, kid.” — Star Wars

“You’ve got red on you.” — Shaun of the Dead “Not you, fat Jesus.” — The Hangover

Funny Movie Quotes

“I can’t believe I just gave my panties to a geek.” — Sixteen Candles

“Wolfman has nards!” — Monster Squad

“Where was ya, Wang? We was worried.” — Murder by Death

“Shut that cunt’s mouth or I’ll come over there and fuckstart her head!” —The Way of the Gun

“Welcome to Debbie Country.” — Singles

“I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!”- – Zoolander

“I hate you, and I hate your ass face!” — Waiting for Guffman

“Back and to the left.” — JFK

“I love my dead gay son. —Heathers

“Where was ya, Wang? We was worried.” — Murder by Death

“Shut that cunt’s mouth or I’ll come over there and fuckstart her head!” —The Way of the Gun

“How am I not myself?” — I Heart Huckabees

“It’s a moral imperative.” —Real Genius

 

“Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.’” — Spinal Tap

“This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.” — Swingers

“No dice, soldier.”—Brick “Do you concur?”

 

“Damnit! Why didn’t I concur?!” — Catch Me If You Can

“No, I said ‘allo,’ but that’s close enough.” — Labyrinth

“That’s bee-YOU-tee-ful, what is that, velvet?” — Coming to America “Go do that voodoo that you do so well!” — Blazing Saddles

“The place where a U.S. soldier goes to defecate, relieve himself, open his bowel, shit, fart, dump, crap, and unload, is called the latrine. The la-trine, from the French.” — Biloxi Blues

Inspirational Movie Quotes

“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.” — Conan the Barbarian

“Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.” — Uncle Buck

“Big bottoms, big bottoms, talk about mudflaps, my girls got ‘em.” — Spinal Tap

“My life is as good as an Abba song. It’s as good as Dancing Queen.” — Muriel’s Wedding

“I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be MY Squishy.” — Finding Nemo

“Guns are for show. Knives are for pros.”— Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

“Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys.” — Bring it On

“I touched the earth, and he loved me back.” — Secretary

“She’s been fucked more times than she’s had a hot meal.” — Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

“This pile of shit has a thousand eyes.” — Stand By Me

“Not the beeeees!.” — Wicker Man

“I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?” — Grosse Pointe Blank

“Now, you’ve got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it.” — Pulp Fiction

“It’s a veg-e-ta-ble.” —My Blue Heaven

“Goddammit, I’d piss on a spark plug if I thought it’d do any good! ” — War Games

“Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.”— High Anxiety

 

“Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.”— American Psycho

 

“I’m kind of a big deal.” — Anchorman

“We deal in lead, friend.” — The Magnificent Seven

“All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin’.” — Chasing Amy

“Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes it rains.” — Bull Durham

“Ever since I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.”— Goodfellas

“He’s an angel. He’s an angel straight from heaven!” — Raising Arizona

“Somebody’s got to go back and get a shitload of dimes.” — Blazing Saddles

“You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!” — Spaceballs

“I don’t understand. All my life I’ve been waiting for someone and when I find her, she’s … she’s a fish.” — Splash

“Bratwurst? Aren’t we the optimist?” —10 Things I Hate About You

“I take your fucking bullets!” -Scarface

 

“I don’t know, I mostly just hurt people.” —Alien Resurrection

“Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.” — Better Off Dead

“Let’s shag ass.” —The Royal Tenenbaums

“That’s atomized colloidal silver. It’s being pumped through the building’s air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!” — Blade: Trinity

“GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!” — The Goonies

“I’m hungry. Let’s get a taco.” — Reservoir Dogs

“Maybe you’re the plucky comic relief.” — Galaxy Quest

“Demented and sad, but social.” — The Breakfast Club

Best Quotes From Movie

“This is so bad it’s gone past good and back to bad again.” — Ghost World

“We were frightened of being left alone for the rest of our lives. Only people of a certain disposition are frightened of being alone for the rest of their lives at the age of 26…we were of that disposition.” — High Fidelity

 

“Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don’t fall out of the sky, you know.”— Dogma

 

“I used to fuck guys like you in prison” — Roadhouse

“They’re coming to get you, Barbara!” — Night of the Living Dead

“Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you.” — Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

“Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they’re fascist.” — Bull Durham

“Nobody fucks with the Jesus.” — The Big Lebowski

“Shut the fuck up, Donny.” — The Big Lebowski

“If God did not want them shorn, he would not have made them sheep.” — The Magnificent Seven

“Why didn’t somebody tell me my ass was so big? — Spaceballs

“He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. I mean, I’m afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died.” — Clue

“The swan ate my baby!” — Drop Dead Gorgeous

“I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.” — The Big Lebowski

“I aim to misbehave.” — Serenity “Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.” — The Rock

“The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool.” — Almost Famous

 

“SQUIRREL!”— Up

 

“Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive.” — Airplane

“I’ve been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I’ve come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.” — High Fidelity

 “I want my two dollars!”— Better Off Dead

 

“Why So Serious?”-The Joker

 

“Madness….This…is…SPARTA!”-King Leonidas

 

“Are you not entertained?” -Maximus Decimus Meridius

“I am a Golden God.” -Russell Hammond

“AAAHHH Kelly Clarkson!” -Andy Stitzer

“You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” -Harvey Dent

“Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y’all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Or you will die tryin’.” -Lt. Aldo Raine

“I know who I am. I’m the dude thats playin’ the dude disguised as another dude.” -Kirk Lazarus

“Maybe. Maybe Not. Maybe F*ck Yourself.” -Sean Dignam

“Never Go Full Retard.” -Kirk Lazarus

“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood…nobody!” -White Goodman “Wilson.” -Chuck Noland

“What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read… if they can’t even fit inside the building?” -Derek Zoolander

“With great power comes great responsibility. This is my gift. This is my curse. Who am I? I am Spider-Man.” -Peter Parker

“Thug Life.” –Red

“My name is Harvey Milk and I’m here to recruit you.” -Harvey Milk

“Game Over.”–Jigsaw

 

“I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking.” -Derek Zoolander

“Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No he can’t, cause he’s a pig. Look out! He is the Spider-Pig!” -Homer Simpson

“Get off my lawn.” -Walt Kowalski

“I’M A LEAD FARMER *beep* -Kirk Lazarus

“Tonight, we dine in hell!” -King Leonidas

“At my signal, unleash hell.” –Maximus

“I’m a Dapper Dan Man.” -Ulysses Everett McGill

“You’re an Inanimate F**king Object!!” –Harry

“Shut up and sit down you bid bald *beep* -Cousin Avi

“We’re goin’ streaking!” -Frank

“The Tank” Ricard

“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!”-The Wizard Of Oz

“I have had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking plane.”-Neville Flynn “

It vexes me, I am totally vexed.” –Commodus “I Love Lamp.” -Brick Tamland

 

“The Truth is…I am Iron Man.”-Tony Stark

 

“Well, maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard.” -Alan Garner

“I Love Goooooooooold.” –Goldmember

 

“Dude, Where’s My Car?”–Jesse

 

“It’s Alive! It’s Alive!.”- Dr. Henry Frankenstein

“You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.”- Larmadou Graves

“I Love Scotch, Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly…” -Ron Burgundy

“I have been touched by your kids… and I’m pretty sure that I’ve touched them. ” -Dewey Finn

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