Funny Friendship Quotes

Do you want to laugh? Are you tired of working all the time? Well, if you do why not give yourself a good laugh.  They say laughter is the best medicine. However, laughter cannot cure you from cancer but you can forget about your health problem even for a minute or two with a good joke or quote.

The following funny friendship quotes can certainly give you a good laugh, so scroll down.  Enjoy the quotes and laugh till you drop, you deserve it.

Funny Friendship Quote

“The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head.”-Author Unknown

“How rare and wonderful is that flash of a moment when we realize we have discovered a friend.” – William E. Rothschild

“Good friends are good for your health.”-Irwin Sarason

“The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends.” -Gwyneth Paltrow

 “The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.”-William Blake

“It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.” -William Blake

“Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”-Mark Twain

 “We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.”-Benjamin Franklin

 “One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.”-Geprge Carlin

“You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.”-Harry Truman

“A true friend stabs you in the front.”-Oscar Wilde

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they’re ok, then it’s you.”-Rita Mea Brown

Funny Quotes on Friendship

“I have great faith in fools – my friends call it self-confidence.”-Edgar Allan Poe

 “It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”-Charles Lamb

 “Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”-Groucho Marx

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”-Charles Dickens

“The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.”-Aaron Machado

“I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.”-Mark Twain

“A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.”-Jarod Kintz

“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.”– Groucho Marx

 

“The best time to make friends is before you need them.”-Ether Barrymore

“Stay is a charming word in a friend’s vocabulary.”-Louisa Mae Alcott

“The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.”-Jay Mclnerney

“Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.”-Sarah Dessen

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face.”-Maya Angelou

“When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.”-Diane Von Furstenberg

“A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart.” -Attributed to Heather Pryor

 

“If I had to sum up Friendship in one word, it would be Comfort.”-Terri Guillemets

 

“It takes a long time to grow an old friend.”-John Leonard

“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.” -Sicilian Proverb

“The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend.”-Aristotle

“One’s friends are that part of the human race with which one can be human.”-George Santayana

“The essence of true friendship is to make allowance for another’s little lapses.”-David Storey

 

“It is the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.”-Marlene Dietrich

 

“The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.”- Henry David Thoreau

“True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.”-Dave Tyson Gentry

“What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.” -Aristotle

“Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.”-Spike Milligan

“Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.”- Anonymous

“An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.”-Jim Hayes

“Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.”-Esther M. Clark

Friendship Quotes Funny

“Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.”-Anonymous

“I have lost friends, some by dath, others through sheer inability to cross the street.”-Virginia Woolf

“Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.”-Thomas Jones

 

“I got a lotta best friends. Some o’ them I don’t even hardly know.”-Archie Bunker

“It takes a long time to grow an old friend.”-John Leonard

“We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.”- Benjamin Franklin

“Friends are God’s ways of apologizing for our families.”- Anonymous

“This the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.”-Charles Lamb

“Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”-Mark Twain

“Animals are my friends…and I don’t eat my friends.”-George Bernard Shaw

“My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum security old-age home in Australia.”-Dame Edna Everage

“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”-Samuel Butler

“We know our friends by their defects rather than their merits.”-W.Somerset Maugham

“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”-Sicilian Saying

 

“I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.”-Euripides

 

“The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.”-Elbert Hubbard

“Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends.”-Samuel Pepys

“Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.”-Robert Brault

“Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend.”-Plautus

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”-Bernard Meltzer

 

“There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.”-Benjamin Franklin

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