Pick Up Lines for Boys

Who says expressing love through pick up lines is limited to guys? I’d say no to that! Girls are also very much welcome to reveal their own feelings towards a guy they really love. Courting should be done by the guys, but a little hint from the girls is not bad at all. It it makes them both happy anyway, then go for it!

In this collection, you will not only find the sweet pick up lines but as well as the rejection and annoying pick up lines. Yup, some girls are just naughty to make fun of their suitors when they don’t really like them. We’ve grouped them on the “bad pick up lines”. But don’t worry guys, even if the girl you adore sends you bad pick up line, just pursue! Who knows you can melt her heart in no time. Cheers!

So girls, here are some tagalog pick up lines for boys. This might be the collection of pinoy pick up lines you’re looking for. Magpakilig, magpatawa at mang-asar sa boyfriend mo o sa lalaking nagugustuhan mo gamit ang mga nakakatawang pick up lines na ito para sa mga boys.  Pwedeng-pwede ding ipadala as SMS or i-share sa inyong Facebook wall at Twitter. These pick up lines banat for boys are composed of corny, cheesy and funny pick up lines in tagalog. Go girl and browse these pick up  lines to use on guys.

 

Cheesy Pick Up Lines for Boys


Ang lampa mo naman, tatawid ka na lang sa isip ko,

nahulog ka pa sa puso ko.

 

Walang permanente sa mundo.

Kaya asahan mo pagdating ng panahon,

apelyedo mo na ang gamit ko.

 

boy: hi

girl: hello

boy: i love you :’>

girl: iLoveyoutoo

boy: Sira ba spacebar mo?

gir;l: HINDI, wala lang akong space, para magmahal pa ng iba.

 

Girl: Ang laki ng pinagkaiba nyo ni Rizal.

Boy: bakit?

Girl: Kasi si Rizal nasa piso.

Pero ikaw nasa puso ko.

 

SURGEON ka ba?

Kasi ikaw lang ang nakapagbukas ng puso ko.

 

Sana MAGNET na lang tayo…

Para lagi tayong magkasama.

 

Maglaro tayo ng kahit ano, wag lang taguan.

Bakit?

Kasi “A Boy like you is impossible to find”

  

gulong ka ba? kasi i ‘wheel’ love you till i die.

Pwede ba kitang abutin?

ikaw kasi ang pangarap ko

 

mekaniko ka ba? kailangan ko kasi ng magkukumpuni ng puso ko.

 

Hey girls don’t get me wrong. I’m not actually saying girls can court the guys like bringing flowers and chocolates or what. What I mean is, it’s also good to be extra sweeter at times. Don’t always expect to be the one who’s exerting effort on dates or during conversations. Who knows? You can be better on pick up lines that him. Worry not, for there’s lot more in this collection. Scroll down girl!


 

Ang pangit mong kiligin,

lalo kapag hindi dahil sa akin.

 

 

 

 

 

F E U ka ba?

Kasi, TAMARAW na mahalin kita

 

Superman ka ba?

SUPERMANhid ka kasi, di mo maramdaman na mahal kita.

 

Bakit ako susuko sa’yo?

Hindi naman ako wanted sa mga pulis.

Hindi naman ako criminal pero

bakit dinakip mo na ang puso ko?

 

Boy: Pag laki ko, gusto ko maging Engineer. Eh ikaw?

Girl: Paglaki ko, gusto ko maging sa’yo!

 

LONDON ka ba?

kasi, ikaw daw yung ka-PARIS ng puso ko.

  

Not just because a girl is using these pick up lines towards her boyfriend, it means that the girl is inferior in the relationship. Nope, if you’re in a relationship then you both have to obligation to make each other feel loved,cared,remembered,adored and flatter. Girls can be sweeter than their boyfriends too and am sure the boyfriends would be very flatter to be able to receive these pick up lines. What are you waiting for girls? Make your boyfriend blush! Geeeeeez 🙂

More of Cheesy Pick Up Lines for Guys 

Bakal ka ba? Kasi,

I’m “Steel” Waiting For You ♥

  

 

Holdaper ka ba?

Kasi handa kong ibigay sayo lahat, wag mo lang akong sasaktan!

 

Tanong ka ba?

Kasi gustong gusto na kitang sagutin eh!

 

Alam mo kung GATAS ka, ikaw ay NIDO.

Kasi, “You’re my no.1″

 

Kaya naman pala hindi ako makahinga.

Hawak mo kasi ang puso ko.

 

The more you hate, the more you love. Why do you hate someone? Sometimes, it’s because of the differences. Nowadays, it’s evident that love is not limited to those who are the same.  Because these days- even different nationality, religions, race, family status, ways of life can just fall for each other. Sometimes, it doesn’t require that you are all similar in all aspects just to be able to like or eventually love someone. That’s exactly what this cheesy pick up line below means. Explaining the Science law of attraction : “opposite attracts”.

Well, the explanation from wikipedia says that there can either be “likes attract” or “opposite attracts”. In short, both case are existing  and also both case may not always be applicable at times. That’s why it’s called falling in love, you never intend or plan anything to happen. It happens unintentional and most of the time unexpected.

Way to go girl, more of these sweet pick up lines for boys. Your boyfriend is so lucky to have you. aha!

 

Kung positive ka, okay lang sa akin na maging negative ako.

Opposite attracts naman kasi di ba?

 

 

 

Girl: call a cop.

Boy: Bakit? ano nangyari?

Girl: kasi someone stole my heart.

  

Di ko naman pinipilit na maging akin ka.

Ang akin lang, maging sayo ako.

 

Sana naging issue na lang ako sa “Failon Ngayon”

Para pwede kong sabihing, “Sa akin, may pakiaalam ka!”

 

Just to remind you, girls can be equally sweet as guys. They can also express their feelings through these striking pick up lines. Sweet pick up lines can melt even the tough guys while funny pick up lines can make your boyfriend ROFL (roll on the floor laughing-hahaha!)

Here are some Funny Pick Up Lines for Guys

Magiging ORASAN ako para sayo..

Laging pakanan at hinding-hindi MANGANGALiWA 🙂

 

Girl: Babe, turuan mo naman akong magdota

Boy:Bakit?

Girl: Para malaman mo ang feeling ng pinagpalit ka sa dota.

Boy: Ok sige, para malaman mo rin yung feeling ng natataranta pag nagtitext ka!

 

Uling ka ba?

Nagbabaga na damdamin ko sayo eh

 

Kung wala kang mairegalo sa taong mahal mo,halikan mo na lang.

Tapos sabihin mo, “kung ayaw mo, edi ibalik mo na lang” (haha!)

 

Kapuso ka ba?

Bakit?

Kasi pinapatanong ng Nanay ko kung kailan ka magiging KAPAMILYA.

 

Sana PULIS na lang ako…

Bakit?

Para ikaw ang MOST WANTED ko.

 

Pwede bang tayo na lang? Nakakapagod na kasing umupo eh!

 

When you’re boyfriend is a bit cold, or being strange on some days- instead of starting a fight why not try sending him this cute pick up line. It might give him the thought of “oh my poor girlfriend”. See the Ampalaya? Isn’t it soooo pityful. You’re boyfriend should be able to know enough you’re feeling sad and hurt. And he’d realized he might be being less loving and affectionate that before. He’s got a clue and he should be able to show how he was exactly during your courting period. Girls love the courting period so much! It was when the boy makes the girl feel like she’s the only woman in his eyes. That girls are on the  Repunzel feeling (girl with very long hair).

Reminders to the guys, in case you’d find this page. Please don’t be cold. Never please. :'(

 

 

 

Ampalaya ka ba sa Ref?

Because your cold na, you’re bitter pa.

 

 

 

Sana tsinelas nlang ako..

Kahit inaapakan mo ako kailangan mo parin araw-araw.

 

 

Tinurukan ka ba ng anaesthesia?

Bakit di mo maramdaman na mahal kita?

 

alam mo mukha kang inodoro

kasi sa tuwing nakikita kasi kita para akong taeng nahuhulog sau….

 

Girl: aso ka ba ?

boy: bakit ?

Girl: sinaktan mo kasi puso ko 🙁

Boy : asan ung aso dun ?

Girl : AWWW !! 

 

Now, if you’re planning to annoy a guy you don’t like- then here as some bad pick up lines  or consider it as busted pick up lines for you to use. Well, they’re not that bad but it would give your suitor a hint that they will not get a chance to win your heart. Actually, these pick up line are sometimes used to annoy people they hate. They could be a little harsh but still cute. All the best of luck girls! Try to send these to your friends and sure they’d LOL!

Bad pick up lines

Girl: Sunglasses ka ba? 

Boy: Bakit?
Girl: Kasi pag andyan ka, nagdidilim ang paningin ko!

 

 

Ingatan mo nga ako,

kasi..ang relasyon parang kape, lumalamig pag napapabayaan.

 

boy: Alam mo,sa tingin ko mapapasaya kita!!

girl: bakit? AALIS ka na ba?

 

alam mo tuwing umuulan….

naalala kita….

kasi tuwing umuulan, nag-aamoy imbornal.

 

GiRL: kandila ka ba?

BOY; huh ? bakit naman ? ako ba ang liwanag ng buhay mo ?

GiRL;Aba hindi.. Kasi hihipan sana kita pra mamatay ka na !

 

Puno ka ba? naglalabasan kasi mga ugat mo

 

Tupperware ka ba? .

kasi Plastik ka na ang kapal mo pa.

 

Hindi ako MARGIN…

Hindi ko kailangan mag-ADJUST para sayo

   

Girl : Saging ka ba?

Boy: Bakit?

Girl : Ang sarap mo kasing Balatan eh.

 

ICE ka ba? kasi ang sarap mo ipalo sa pader eh.

  

Bulkan ba nguso mo? Ang sarap kasi pasabugin eh.

 

YELO ka ba?

Kasi ang sarap mong ihampas sa PADER!

 

This one is sort of rude. Sure couples would not use this pick up line to their boyfriends and girlfriends. This is much applicable to people not in good terms. It’s a slight mockery to someone’s teeth. Rude but I think this is safer that cursing. Awww. I am not encouraging fights guys, what I mean is a WORD fight through witty pick up lines seems to be safer than cursing or physical fight. This sounds a little cute, but I honestly wish no one would use these pick up lines towards me. I’m a peace-loving person (really! hahaha!)

 

 

Freezer ka ba?

kasi nagyeyelo ngipin mo.

 

 

 

 

boy:drugs ka ba

girl: bakit?

boy: kase ang lakas ng tama ko sayo eh

girl: eh ikaw drugs ka ba?

boy:bakit ganon ka rin ba sakin?

girl:Hindi kasi sinira mo buhay ko!!

 

Girl : Saging ka ba na pang bananacue?

Boy: Bakit?

Girl : Ang sarap mo kasing tuhugin eh.

 

Sana CANDLE ka na lang ng CAKE…

Para habang pinapatay kita, natutuwa na sila, pumapalakpak pa!

 

Girl: energy drink ka ba?

Guy: bakit? Ahmm.. Dahil punumpuno ako ng sigla?

Girl: hindi, mukha kasing cobra. Lolz!

 

Girl: kanal ka ba?

Boy: bakit?

Girl: kasi, tanga lang mahuhulog sayo. 😛

 

Girl: kayamanan ka ba?

Boy: bakit?

Girl: ang sarap mo kasing ibaon sa lupa eh!

 

Para kang libag:

Pilit kitang inaalis pero balik ka pa rin ng balik.

 

Ang saya isipin na mahal ka ng taong mahal mo,

Ang masakit lang, kung nasa isipan mo lang yun.

Wew! That was honestly rough and tough.  No matter what, before using these pick up lines I suggest you think twice or more. For our words are very powerful and it can honestly MAKE or BREAK someone’s day.

Now going back to relationships, well  just take everything slow. You don’t need to rush and realized you were not able to enjoy how everyday had passed. Just love each other more each day and continue to learn the unfamiliar things about him or her. It’s for you to look forward everyday. There’s so much to share with each other and you just have to hold on, be faithful, be kind to each other and enjoy doing things are will make the relationship stronger.

Being in a relationship does not mean you guys have to depart yourself from your circle of friends and family. Try not to be isolated. You will end up living on your “own” world and forgetting your family and friends also would like to be a part of your happiness. Use pick up lines once in a while, my piece of advice hahaha.

Want to share your own pick up lines in tagalog? The comment section below is intended for you and we would be very glad to read them 😉 Thank you!

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