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Who said wedding wishes has to be serious and heartwarming all the time? Break the norm and make your friend laugh with funny wedding wishes and quotes. Wedding, unarguably, is sacred occasion for couples, but that doesn’t mean that you can’t add humor or fun element into it. Share the fun and joy by throwing some light and sweet jokes with your wedding wishes. Here are some sweet yet funny wedding wishes and messages that that will lighten and brighten the mood of the one who is getting married.

Funny Wedding Wishes Quotes

Are you looking for some really funny wedding wishes quotes? If yes, then we are glad to tell you that you search have ended. In this section, you are going to read the funniest wedding wishes quotes. You can send these quotes to the one who is getting married to tickle his/her funny bone and add some fun moments to that special occasion.

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Marriage is expensive but foolishness comes free of cost. Happy Wedding Day!!

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Marriage is like ‘I accept the terms and conditions’ even without reading them actually. Happy Wedding Day!

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A dumb husband and a deaf wife would make the best of pairs. Happy married life.

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Marriage is like you have got that one person you can annoy as much as you want for the whole life. Happy wedding!

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It’s like a give or take relationship. You either give or she knows how to take it. Happy married life ahead.

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Marriage-the only day people cheerfully escort you to your sufferings ahead. Have a nice married life!

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Funny Wedding Card Wishes:

In this section you are going to read the best funny wedding card wishes. You can write these wedding wishes on a greeting card or e-card and send it to the one who is getting married. If you can’t reach there to attend the wedding, at least these wedding wishes will cover up for you and make your dear friend smile for a moment.

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You are really lucky, as you got an opportunity to choose your prison. Happy married life.

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You do realize that in marriage,with even great responsibilities there’s no power! LOL! Happy Wedding Day!

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You are actually shown some respect when priests asks you to say ‘I do’. Else it’s not that you have any other choice either. Happy Married Life Ahead!

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You may have been that strict boss of all your men but its time to lay down your weapons. Say ‘All Hail Wife’ Happy Wedding Life!!

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Why you need a pet now? You are already getting married. Happy Married Life

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Your laughter will be dead, Your rejoicing will be nullified. There’s going to be just one voice at home now, And that is of your wife’s. Happy married life

Funny Wedding Messages for Friends

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Speak up my friend, for this is the day that marks the beginning of your silent life ahead. Happy Wedding Day!

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Keep rocking but don’t actually pull out rocks at each other. Happy married life.

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May you be blessed with great strength and power to survive not to fight. You’re going on a war. Happy married life ahead.

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Dude, did you take happiness insurance before applying for marriage. It can’t be done later. Happy Wedding day!

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It’s like paying EMIs of your under construction house. But here you keep paying EMIs for your entire life and never even get to say a word. Wishing you a happy married life!

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From a princess to queen, it’s time to conquer his world by love. Happy Wedding Day!

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No one’s ever able to find out a secret about happy married life. I guess it doesn’t even exist. “Happy” Married Life…!!

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Congratulations for the new birth. You’ll have to re-learn the ways of living now. Have a nice life ahead!

Funny Wedding Wishes Quotes and Messages

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Guess you two were madly in love with each other.
From now onwards it would just be madness.
Happy Married Life.

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I knew you two were madly in love with each other
but didn’t think that you’ll be mad enough to marry.
Have a great life ahead.

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The invisible chains of
her lockup are already
tied to your hands.
Happy chained (married) life.

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May God give you peace
because I can sense
a war going to start.
Happy married life.

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Now is not the time for fear.
That would come later brother.
Rejoice as much as you can.
Happy marriage day!

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Both of you have bars of happiness
on a graph look the same.
Very soon one of it is going go down
while the other will increase.
You know whose!
Happy Married Life.

Funny Wedding Wishes short:

If you are searching for short and sweet wedding wishes that are funny and hilarious, then this section is surely going to help you. Here, we have the best funny wedding wishes for your close friends and family. You can send out these messages via SMS, instant messenger on phone or through any social networking or micro-blogging site.

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She not only stole your heart but also your name. Happy Wedding Day!

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Dude, happy marriage. You let me analyze how much I can save by not marrying. Happy Wedding Day!

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This is a contract which doesn’t come with an yearly renewal policy. Once signed its lifelong. Happy Married Life!

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You have pain. You see a doctor. You marry. You are done. Happy Married life!

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There can be only one circus master in a circus. You don’t even have a choice. Good Luck for your married life

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Run for your life before it’s too late. You can still save yourself. Go Run!!! Oh… You can’t as you are already caught! Good luck for wedded life ahead.

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Welcome to the world of sarcasm and rhetorical questions. Happy married life.

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You may have been the king of good times but she will be the Goddess of future times. Well wishes for your married life.

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Wish you a blissful life ahead. I was wishing your wife only.

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You are so lucky to have found her. Now she will mend your ways in the best possible manner. Good Luck!!

General Funny Wishes for Wedding:

Hope you are enjoying reading these funny wedding wishes. Even I am enjoying writing all this for you. This is the last section of this fun filled post. Here, you will explore the general funny wishes for wedding. These wedding wishes will surely fill one’s wedding occasion with joy and fun. So, what are you waiting for? Go ahead, read and share!

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When your elders give you blessings
& friends congratulate you even though
it’s a lifelong term, its called a wedding.
This is you day!! Enjoy it to the fullest.

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The only power that you will have,
hereafter is the power of listening.
Happy Wedded life!

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“You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say would be considered against you.
You have no lawyers and no bail plea requests.”
That’s what a priest should say in marriages.
Good luck for your married life.

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As you sow,
so shall you reap.
As you love,
so shall you marry.
Best wishes for married life!

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Late night parties,
dating and hangouts with friends.
Bid adieu to all these.
Happy married life.

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You start saying yes
and hearing no often.
Make it a daily habit.
Happy wedding.

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They say a king ruled the empire.
Now show him what the real truth is
in the house when there’s a queen like you.
Happy wedding darling.

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It’s not a bad deal.
You get so many sister-in-laws free with a wife.
Its like completely free services for a priced product.
Say yay… it’s your wedding day!!

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Start making it a practice to say ‘I do’.
You are getting married today!
Happy married life.

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How on earth can two people
live with each other together,
for the rest of their lives.
Anyways, happy married life.

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Your world will be ruled by bosses only.
Home also has a new boss now.
Happy married life to you both.

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You were a war hero I heard.
No matter what you do,
you have to settle for peace only after this.
Congratulations on your marriage.

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You were once a baby,
you are going to be again soon
when she steps in as your wife.
Congratulations.

This was a fun filled hilarious collection of funny wedding wishes. Wasn’t it? But if you are wondering that fun ride has ended, then you are totally wrong. Fun doesn’t ends here. You can explore around our website and read more funny quotes,  messages, pickup lines and wishes that will surely make you and your near ones laugh out loudly!

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Funny Wedding Messages

Add humor to your greetings with these funny wedding wishes and messages. Wedding is maybe a solemn occasion but you can still give it some twists by expressing some funny wedding congratulations messages and light jokes. Break the ice and use some of these funny wedding messages. Just scroll below.

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Funny Wedding Congratulation Messages and Wishes

Humorous Wedding wishes, congratulation wedding messages

You can add humor to your wedding wishes and card messages by using these funny wedding wishes and wording. But hey, you have to make sure that you are close enough to your recipient before using any humorous words because instead of making them laugh or smile, you might end up offending the couple so be careful.

Congratulations for finally tying the knot on your necks.
Best wishes to you!

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Deciding to leave a happy and free life without any lifetime commitment
Is just the first sacrifice of a person who will get marry.
Be prepared for more that will come.
Congratulations anyway!

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Be sure to pick the most expensive wedding ring so that you can pawn it when a need arises.
Happy Wedding!

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Welcome to prison.
Congratulations.

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Do not marry until you are pregnant.
Best wishes my friend!

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A woman makes a man complete.
After the wedding he is finished.
Congratulations, though.

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Sincere and loving words at first.
Afterwards, it is shouting and blaming.

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Marriage is hot until you become hotheaded all the time with your partner.

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At first, both of you are madly in love.
Later on, you will find yourself in the middle of a never-ending war.

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You are so excited to make your partner happy and loved always.
Then you will find out that you did nothing but annoy each other instead.
Congratulations!

 Wedding Card Wishes and Messages

Funny wedding card messages, funny wedding messages for the bride and groom

If you are sending a congratulation wedding card to a couple and want to make it casual with some humorous content, here are some samples that you may want to use. Like I said earlier, you have to know if the recipient is cool enough to accept your funny wedding wishes to avoid any misunderstanding.

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You dreamed of nothing but all the beautiful things for your entire lifetime together.
Soon, you will dream of parting ways and living happily on your own.
Just kidding. Be happy.

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It is nice to see that you are so excited and wearing the sweetest smile while signing your Marriage Contract. Soon you will wear the same smile and excitement again when you sign your annulment papers.

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Being married is like killing yourself.
Why spend a lot on the ceremony while you can just hang yourself.
Happy Wedding!

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You have nothing but words of praises for your love.
You will soon hear yourself saying all the bad things that you can say for him.
Have a Happy Wedding!

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Are you sure you want to sign that Marriage Contract?
It doesn’t have any expiration.

Funny Wedding Wishes Messages and Greetings

Here are more messages and wishes to tell to the couples who are so dear to you.


First day – sweet moments, hugs and kisses
Second day – hugs, kisses and sweet nothings whispers
Third Day – kisses, hugs, some argue and make up
Fourth Day – some quarrel, make up and hugs
Fifth Day – quarrel, some nagging and make up
Sixth day – nagging, quarrel and total war
Seventh day – quarrel, total war, divorce
So, Good luck!

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Before the wedding, your boyfriend will tell you that he will give everything to you,
After the wedding, he can’t even give you his salary.
Congratulations though!

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Wishing you to have a great marriage!
I hope he stays the way he is when he’s still your boyfriend.
Good luck!

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You guys rock!
Keep rocking on your marriage!
Good luck!

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Congratulations on your marriage,
I hope you love with each other is as sweet as when you two are still dating.
Keep rocking!

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Bride, you can now legally access your husband’s bank account.
Groom, get ready.
Good luck!

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Funny Wedding Wishes Quotes and Sayings

Quotes about Marriage, funny wedding quotes and sayings

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Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything in the house.
~ Jean Kerr

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Marriage – a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
~ Beverly Nichols

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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
~ Helen Rowland

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
~ Rita Rudner

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A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

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We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
~ Author Unknown

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The proper basis for a marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
~ Oscar Wilde

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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
~ Henny Youngman

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For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
~ Bill Cosby

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There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It’s called marriage.
~ James Holt McGavran

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Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
~ George Lichtenberg

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