Funny Anniversary Card Messages

Try something new and make a couple or your partner laugh with these funny wedding card messages. Celebrating an anniversary is such a joyous occasion. How about throwing more joy to it by express funny wedding card wishes filled with humor, intended to give the celebrant a good laugh? Here are some funny messages for anniversary card that you can use. Feel free to share these funny happy anniversary messages to your Facebook, Twitter and Google Plus account.

Collection of Funny Anniversary Card Messages

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“Some things are not meant to be,
And others not meant to last.
Then again, we’ve always loved defying the odds.
Happy anniversary!”

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“Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
If I’d known then what I know now,
I would have married you sooner.
Happy anniversary!”

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“Don’t worry, I knew you’d forget our anniversary.
You’ll find a card and a present for me under the bed,
So you can pretend you didn’t.
Happy anniversary!”

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“I’m so happy that, all these years ago,
I found the one person I want to annoy for the rest of our lives.
Wishing you a Happy Anniversary!”

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“Thank you for standing by me all these times…
When you got us in trouble.
Happy Anniversary!”

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Funny Anniversary Card Wishes and Messages

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“Love means commitment.
Of course, so do most mental illnesses!
Wishing you a Happy Anniversary!”

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“Today is a reminder of just how strong you are.
After all, you put up with me all these years!”

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“When you asked me to marry you I did so because I was tired of taking the trash out and lifting heavy stuff by myself.”

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“Yet another year has gone by but you can be sure of one thing love, I won’t let you grow old before me because who will rub my back when I am old? Happy anniversary baby.”

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“The good doctor gave me a perennial prescription for life, good doses of you each year. Happy anniversary baby.”

Funny Anniversary Messages for Cards

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“We have been in this boat called marriage together for a long time but in case you are wondering if I have grown older the answer is no. Your glasses need upgrading. Happy anniversary my love.”

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“Had I known what I was getting myself into when I said yes, I would have done it much sooner. It would have saved us many unnecessary phone calls, and we would have spent the money instead for many more cakes. Happy anniversary baby.”

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“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. That’s why I kept myself falling for you all these years”

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Knowing you will be with me in all my tomorrows, makes my today so wonderful.

Funny Anniversary Card Quotes

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“Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.”

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“Congratulations! Cheers to another year of suffering and misery.”

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“A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love trust, partnership tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.”

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“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”

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“My wife and I were happy for 20 years – then we met.”

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“God Proved two things when he brought us together: his genius and his sense of humor.”

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