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Happy Anniversary

Marriage is the union of two hearts, strengthened by love, tested by quarrels, fortified by affection and hardened by life’s ups and downs. The day that commemorates the wedding day is something worth the celebration. But you don’t have to stay with the norm. This is especially beneficial for those who are wedded for many years. Break the ice and add humor to your anniversary card wishes and messages together with the best anniversary gift ideas you could ever have.

Do you want to have something funny to say on your anniversary to that someone special? Here are some funny anniversary messages, anniversary wishes and anniversary wordings that will have you lover in stitches. This section also includes some romantic anniversary wishes for your better half.


Funny Wedding Anniversary Messages

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Make your anniversary wishes humorous with these funny happy wedding anniversary wishes for your husband, wife, which can also be used for girlfriends and boyfriends. Think out of the box by saying these funny happy anniversary messages.

Thank you for wedding me and given me a chance,
To scream at you whenever I feel,
And I am sure I have you to do the same in future.
So let us celebrate our Happy Anniversary!

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Oh dear!! You know how much I enjoyed annoying you on all these days,
And I am rejoiced again now to think that I am still having that opportunity ,
So let us celebrate the Anniversary.

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Anniversaries remind me that I am can annoy you again.
Thanks for last year giving me plenty of opporchunity.
For now, happy anniversary!

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I deserve a special gift for living with you all these years !
With my advice you kicked all others and now living happily with me!
We’ll look forward for another year.

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Cheer’s to another year of suffering and misery.

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A day of loving
A week of quarrel
A month of war
A year of marriage
Happy Anniversary!

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I thought I’ll collapse,
Imagine, it’s been another year since we last celebrate the day our suffering, errr loving, starts!
We must really in love with each other, don’t you think?
Happy Anniversary!

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Looking back through the years, I must have been so in love with you,
Imagine, I stick with you for years. Congratulation to me.

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I’ve been crazy,
I’ve been a fool,
I’ve done things that out of control,
So I’m really wondering why you’re still with me.
Probably because you’re just like me.
Happy Anniversary!

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I can’t imagine living a life without you,
I’d probably doing the dishes, laundry and cook by myself.

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Anniversaries are meant to be celebrated
But in our case, it serves as reminder
That we will spend the rest of our life together
Now, then and forever.

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Give me a trophy
I remember our anniversary!
Can I have a reward?
Can I go outside our ward?
Happy Anniversary!

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Each year that we celebrate our anniversary
I still can’t stop wondering what made me marry you and stay with you all these years,
Happy Anniversary though.

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Before, I thought I know what happiness is,
I just realize what it was when I got married
Then I wake up, it’s already too late!

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Wedding anniversary messages for wife, funny happy anniversary messages

I remember our anniversary,
So, is it OK to forget your birthday?
Happy anniversary anyway.

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Opposite poles attract, they say.
I proved that in our wedding day.
I was wedded to you, so as you to me,
And then we started our war, errrr journey.

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Thinking about it, I wouldn’t have married you if I want a peaceful life.
My life would have been so unexciting and boring.
Happy Anniversary!

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Being married is like being in a battlefield.
You have to always prepare yourself for the war.
Happy Anniversary though!

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No words can ever express what I feel for you,
How can I express it if I can’t even know what I exactly feel for you.
One thing is for sure, I am married to you.
Happy Anniversary.

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I congratulate you, you’ve been working so hard.
Dealing with a man like me for all these years.
Happy Anniversary, dear!

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If I just know how to do laundry by myself,
Wash dishes in the sink and cook for myself,
I shouldn’t have married all these years.
But I’m thankful that I don’t have to do those things.
Just kidding, happy anniversary wifey!

Funny Anniversary Greetings

One thing we will always have in common is that neither of us is perfect. Thanks for accepting that and staying with me anyway.
Does remembering our anniversary mean you will forgive me for forgetting your birthday?

If love is an amazing dream,then marriage is the alarm clock.

There is one place I would love to go for our anniversary that I feel we don’t go to enough throughout the year. The bedroom!

We are like salt and a paper cut, two things that aren’t supposed to be together but end up that way anyways!

I am having a hard time trying to think of a reason why you put up with me all these years. I guess I will have to think harder next year.

Nothing makes me happier than knowing that you love me for who I am and letting me be myself. Even if I am obnoxious and crazy.

Thinking of my life without you makes me think of a calm life. But that would be so boring. Happy anniversary!

After all these years, I think that I got the better end of the deal. Thanks for putting up with me all these years.

I can’t think of the words to express how I feel for you. Thanks for loving me anyways.

Today we celebrate the greatest feat of any woman. Dealing with me all of these years.

If I could go back in time, I wouldn’t change marrying you for anything in the world. The kids though…

I thought that a condolences card was more fitting for you for our anniversary.

I wouldn’t have stayed married all this time if I could remember how to do the laundry for my single days. Now that I think about it, I don’t think I ever knew how to in the first place.

God proved two things when he brought us together: his genius and his sense of humor.

Funny Happy Anniversary Messages

There are always a lot of anniversaries you need to remember. When you’re short of time to write a good anniversary message or romantic happy anniversary message, you can always use one of these. Pick from this collection of funny anniversary messages especially written for those who can’t find the words to say how much they love their better half and thankful they are having them for all these years. Feel free to share these funny happy anniversary messages to your Facebook, Twitter and Google Plus account.

Collection of Happy Anniversary Messages – Funny

Some things are not meant to be,
And others not meant to last.
Then again, we’ve always loved defying the odds.
Happy anniversary!



Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
If I’d known then what I know now,
I would have married you sooner.
Happy anniversary!



Don’t worry, I knew you’d forget our anniversary.
You’ll find a card and a present for me under the bed,
So you can pretend you didn’t.
Happy anniversary!



I’m so happy that, all these years ago,
I found the one person I want to annoy for the rest of our lives.
Wishing you a Happy Anniversary!



Thank you for standing by me all these times…
When you got us in trouble.
Happy Anniversary!



Love means commitment.
Of course, so do most mental illnesses!
Wishing you a Happy Anniversary!



Today is a reminder of just how strong you are.
After all, you put up with me all these years!