Send funny good night quotes and messages is a great way to wish your friends, girlfriend, boyfriend, relatives – a very good night. Not only will it bring a smile on their face, but also good ol’ memories of both of you. Sending a funny good night message is also a special way to say you care and love the person and that they mean the world to you. Read on for a bunch of funny good night messages that you can send a special somebody, your mom, or even your teacher. After all, do you really need a reason to show you care!
Listed below is a collection of best funny good night statuses to share on your social media like Whatsapp, Facebook, or even Instagram.
- Goodnight, do not let the bed bugs bite. No, really, I think I saw one when I was at your house earlier. Sleep tight!
- My mattress is angry with me because I am just not joining it in bed. Goodnight my dear friend. Have a sound sleep.
- So go to the washroom and wash your face and wash your feet! Now it’s time to fall asleep. Good Night my dear friend. Have a sound sleep.
- Hey,Night is made for rest not for text. So switch off your cell phone and go to the world of dreams. Good night my dear friends.
- Hold your phone very tightly because this text message is a hug in disguise from me. Wishing you a lovely night. Sleep tight.
- Five hours for a man, six for a woman, and eight for a fool. Good Night! Sleep for ten hours.
- @#$%^&()_!!!ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123456789*# Thank GOD all the keys of keypad are working, now go to sleep Good Night! Have sweet dreams.
- If time does not wait for you, do not be worried. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life. Good Night.
- You are the only reason I got sleep every night, I love you very much and also your scary faces that haunts my dreams. Good Nigh my dear ghost! Stop haunting and go to sleep.
- The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. Good night my dear friend. Have a wonderful sleep.
- Do not waste thinking about your past because you cannot change it, Do not waste time while planning about your future as the future is uncertain, Better kill some mosquito with that time you have now. So that you can sleep better. Good Night!
- Auuuchhhh!! Oops! Ouch I fell from bed trying to reach my phone just to Say sweet dreams and good night to you. Sleep tight.
- Even if the size of your bed is not as big as you, do not stop yourself from dreaming king size. Good night. Sleep tight.
- So it is that time again, time to leave Whatsap, Facebook and Instragram. So I say “Goodnight, but do not worry I’ll be back soon! Till then sleep tight.
- Do you know the difference between horror and beautiful night? A beautiful night is when you hug your teddy bear and sleep but horror is when it hugs you back! Sweet Dreams Darling! Have a wonderful sleep.
- Just thought of reminding you that that you do not have to tell Instragram or Facebook or Twitter goodnight…you can just shut up.
- Goodnight all my dear friends. Hopefully I do not have another dream with Lady Gaga and Britney Spears because that was awkward.
- I have invented a new phrase and it goes like this – early to bed, early to rise and early to meet friends like me. Goodnight all my dear friends. Sleep tight.
- Do you know why people sleep peaceable in their beds at night? It is only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. Good night my dear friends. Have a sound sleep.
- I would not take any selfies for the next 12 hours… not because it’ll be dark but because they’ll be without friends like you. Wishing you a lovely night my dear friend. Sweet dreams.
- When you hear some weird popping noise of your pet from under your bed… yeah I need some sleep o goodnight!
- A very original and authenticated good night wish only for you. Please beware of cheap duplicates I am the only authorized dealer for good night wishes. Good night, Sweet dreams.
- Let the prettiest and the most beautiful dream come to you tonight, let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight, but don’t make it a habit because I am not free every night. Good Night!
- I wish God made me an SMS, so that I can reach you in Seconds, Cost you nothing, you will read me and I could see you smiling which is worth millions for me!!! Good Night.
- My dear friend, just do not be worried about tomorrow, I will always be there to set things right. Good night. Have a tight sleep. Sweet dreams.
- That awkward moment when you say goodnight to people and then check Facebook, and yet you are still up.
- There is no lover like you and there is no girlfriend like me, forget the sleep and let’s make a party tonight.
- “I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this going to be a good night.” – Liam Gallagher
- Before you go to sleep, do not forget to say thanks for everything good that has happened to you in the last 24 hours. I am thankful at the moment for you.
- “I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.” – said Sarah William. Good night my dear friend. Sleep tight.
- “ I like the night. Without the dark, we’d never see the stars.” – Stephenie Meyer – Twilight
- “The darker the night, the brighter the stars, The deeper the grief, the closer is God!.” Said Fyodor Dostoyevsky
- She never wanted those days to end, and it was always with disappointment that she watched the darkness stride forward.
- The lovely wind of the night is blowing through my hair and the soft touch of this sweet wind reminds me of your kisses. I wish you were here with me so that I did not have to miss you this much. Wishing you a lovely night my love. Sleep tight.
- “Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. “ said William Shakespeare
- My idea of a good night out is staying in. – Martin Freeman
- Although I love the stars that dot the night sky, I love the stars in your eyes even more. While I sleep, I will think about my favorite stars and wait to be with you again.
- A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like you. Making my everyday seems so great. Thank you my friend lastly. Good Night and Sweet Dreams.
- I love the silent hour of night,For blissful dreams may then arise,Revealing to my charmed sight – What may not bless my waking eyes. – Anne Brontë
- Sleep, my Bella, dream happy dreams, you are the only one who has ever touched my heart, it will forever be yours. – Edward Cullen
- I just wish that the nights when we are together would never end. When we are apart, I cannot bear it. Good night, my love.
- The longest way must have its close – the gloomiest night will wear on to a morning. – Harriet Beecher Stowe
- While you dream, I wish that each hope and goal comes true. I just want you to receive everything that you have wished for.s
- The sun is upset now, but the moon dances in joy. Although the sun is depressed at seeing you go, the moon gets to enjoy the whole night with you.
- Music is love, love is music, music is life, and I love my life. Thank you and good night. – A. J. McLean
- There is something that is big, warm and fuzzy. Before you get too many ideas, you should know that it is a good night hug sent from me to you!
- I think the best way to get a good night sleep is to work hard throughout the day. If you work hard and, of course, work out. – William H. McRaven
- If someone wishes you good night every day, You’re happier than so many people.
- Tonight, I would walk a thousand miles just to be with you. Missing you, my love.
- They say that God sprinkles his blessings upon the earth every day and I think I have caught one—it’s you! Wishing you a good night and I love you.
- I just want to say, good night, sweet prince, may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest. – Harry Dean Stanton
- Make sure to be thankful before bed. What you think about now will determine the state of your dreams.
- Here is a short line to keep in touch because your always on my mind very much.
- My idea of a good night has always been having a lovely meal and a proper conversation. – Kirsty Gallacher
- At night when air blows my hairs, I supposed they are your kisses. I feel like melting in your arms and getting lost in your dreams.I wish you were here with me right now. Missing you too much my love- Good Night!!
- That awkward moment when you say goodnight to people and then check Facebook, and yet you’re still up.
- Dreams are the best part of life; if you miss sleep you missed the best part of your life. Now go to the bed and catch the good dreams.
- It’s weird when someone you haven’t talked to all day literally sends you a goodnight SMS text.
- Goodnight everybody. Hopefully I don’t have another dream with Lady Gaga and Britney Spears because that was awkward.
- That awkward moment when Frank creeps into the girls shower room to say goodnight!
- It’s been a long day and I just said goodnight to the love of my life. I’ll catch you all on the flip side! Sleep well baby! I love you and have sweet dreams about me.
- We’re like that awkward couple that doesn’t want to say goodnight……reasons I love you!
- Well it is the end of the day, thank you Lord I have run out of gas, I want to say you goodnight till morning light.
- Love is both painful and unpredictable. Love is weird. Love is strange. Love is hurting. Love is wonderful. Love is a beautiful. But love is love and it doesn’t matter with whom you share it with or how you share it. I love you, you are mine <3 Goodnight.
Now, those were a bunch of good night messages that are sure to bring a big smile on your loved one’s face. Pick one and send it their way!
