American Psycho Quotes

American Psycho is a film about a young, great looking and wealthy investment banker named Patrick Bateman. The film is an adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis novel, published in 1991.

American Psycho starring Christian Bale as the serial killer Bateman, Willem Dafoe, and Reese Witherspoon was released in 2000. The story is set during the 80’s Wall Street boom. It is a controversial film because of the gruesomeness of the murders, but acclaimed as well for its great story.

You can read some of the famous quotes from the novel and film adaptation below, so read on.

Quotes from American Psycho

“I have all the characteristics of a human being: flesh, blood, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust.”– Quotes by Patrick Bateman

 

“I like to dissect girls. Did you know I’m utterly insane?” Quotes by Patrick Bateman

“Everything failed to subdue me.” Quotes by Patrick Bateman

“Evil never looked so damn good.” – Quotes by Patrick Bateman

 

“Monsters are real”– Quotes by Patrick Bateman

 

“I’m resourceful […] I’m creative, I’m young, unscrupulous, highly motivated, highly skilled. In essence what I’m saying is that society cannot afford to lose me. I’m an asset.”- Quotes by Patrick Bateman

 “If she likes me only for my muscles, the heft of my cock, then she’s a shallow bitch. But a physically superior, near-perfect-looking shallow bitch, and that can override anything, except maybe bad breath or yellow teeth, either of which is a real dealbreaker.” – Quotes by Patrick Bateman

“I have to return some videotapes.” – Quotes by Patrick Bateman

“There’s a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul’s apartment overlooks the park… and is obviously more expensive than mine.” – Quotes by Patrick Bateman

“I’m into, oh murders and executions mostly. It depends.”– Quotes by Bret Ellis

 

“Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.” Quotes by Patrick Bateman

“All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit but look great.”- Quotes by Patrick Bateman

“Not quite blonde, are we? More of a dirty blonde.” Quotes by Patrick Bateman

“There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.” – Quotes by Patrick Bateman

“You are a fucking ugly bitch, I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.”– Quotes by Patrick Bateman

 

“If you don’t shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you.” – Quotes by Patrick Bateman

 

“If all of your friends are morons is it a felony, a misdemeanor or an act of God if you blow their fucking heads off with a thirty-eight magnum?”– Quotes by Patrick Bateman

 

“The world is better off with some people gone. Our lives are not all interconnected. That theory is a crock. Some people truly do not need to be here”. – Quotes by Patrick Bateman

“If they have a great personality and they’re not great looking… then who fucking cares?” – Quotes by Craig McDermott

“Well, let’s just say hypotetically ok? What if they have a great personality?”

– Quotes by Patrick Bateman

 

“There are no girls with good personalities.” – Quotes by Patrick Bateman

“A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.” – Quotes by  David Van Patten

“The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks” – Quotes  by Craig McDermott

“Duct tape. I need it for… taping something.”- Quotes by Patrick Bateman

“Hey, I’m a child of divorce, gimme a break!”– Quotes by Patrick Bateman

 

“This place is hot, very hot.” – Quotes by Paul Allen

“I’m on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I’m positive we won’t have a decent table. But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.”- Quotes by Patrick Bateman

“It’s a fucking milligram of sweetener. I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my fucking oatmeal.” – Quotes by Timothy Bryce

“Definitely weak, but I have a feeling that if we do enough of it we’ll be okay.” – Patrick Bateman

“Will you keep it down? I’m trying to do drugs!” – Quotes by Club Patron

“Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.” – Quotes by Patrick Bateman

“Your compliment was sufficient, Luis.” – Quotes by Patrick Bateman

“Not the face You bitch! Not the fucking face, you piece of bitch trash!”

– Quotes by Patrick Bateman

 

“It’s hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but “The Greatest Love of All” is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity.” – Quotes by Patrick Bateman

“It’s impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves.” – Quotes by Patrick Bateman

“There are definite dos and don’ts, good buddy of wearing a bold striped shirt. A bold stripe shirt calls for solid colored or discreetly patterned suits and ties.” – Quotes by Patrick Bateman

“The world just opens up and swallows them.” – Quotes by Patrick Bateman

“Pumpkin, you’re dating the biggest dickweed in New York. Pumpkin, you’re dating a tumbling, tumbling dickweed.” Quotes by Patrick Bateman

“My need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale cannot be corrected but, uh, I have no other way to fulfill my needs.” – Quotes by Patrick Bateman

“Because Bateman won’t give the maitre d’ head.” Quotes by Craig McDermott

“Negative Cancel it.” – Quotes by Patrick Bateman

“What’s wrong with that? It’s totally disease-free.” – Quotes by Patrick Bateman

“New York Matinee called it “a playful but mysterious little dish”.”- Quotes by Patrick Bateman

 

 

“I just, uh… you’re not terribly important to me.”– Quotes by Patrick Bateman

 

“But I can assure you, it certainly wasn’t cheap.” – Quotes by Patrick Bateman

“But wait. You ain’t seen nothing’ yet.”- Quotes by Timothy Bryce