Funny Christmas Wishes and Messages

I wonder how old Santa Claus is.

Yippee! Another day again to receive, receive, and receive!

Christmas makes me feel nervous and threatened because I will be seeing again my godchildren.

They say Christmas is a time for smiles.
How can I smile if my wallet has ran out of cash?

Funny Christmas Messages, Funny Christmas Jokes

• Hurray! Its Christmas holiday, time to forget about work and school hustle for God knows how long only to spend all our money and remember why we even go to work in the first place.
• I don’t how many turkeys are going to lose their lives during this Christmas season, but I am so sure, one of them will die for you. I hope that makes you feel even more loved this Christmas.
• The Christmas season is just meant to fill up our houses with all the necessary stuff after taking advantage of the discounts and the endless shopping offers. So, celebrate Christmas and shop till you drop.
• Ensure you pay for security at your doorstep because as much as Santa comes with presents, he comes at night. Be sure to look out of fake Santa.
• Christmas season is a time where good acts are rewarded, and bad acts are punished. I don’t who came up with that saying because Santa brings everyone presents.
• Christmas season is the only time when you should not think of yourself but rather give more attention to your friends and family. I count you to make my Christmas memorable.
• All these stories about Santa Claus we have heard over the years makes me wonder how old Santa really is. May this Christmas spirit keep growing in you like Santa age.

Funny Christmas Wishes Quotes

• Christmas is all about happiness, great cheer, fun and all smiles. Hope you will still manage to be smiling after all your pockets run dry.
• Christmas is about enjoying good company from friends and family. So, make sure when you decide to make a snowman at the entrance of your home, make a snow woman as well because nobody wants to be along during Christmas.
• All the food that will be in our houses during Christmas makes want to be part of Santa’s elves. May Santa bring you the kind of candy that makes up his elves diet so that you try to keep fit but still have a good time.

• Christmas morning is the only morning in the whole year that you should look forward to because you expect goodies from someone else other than yourself. Enjoy this Christmas and make merry.
• So, it’s Christmas again, another extended holiday to drink as much as you can without worrying about going to work and other things that need your sober attention. Ho!ho!ho!
• Guess what will be trending on twitter, Facebook and all other social media networks during Christmas? That’s right, Christmas greetings and messages hence have fun and don’t worry about keeping tabs online until after Christmas.
• This Christmas season is a time to create new memories and reminisce on the old ones. This is not to mean that you go ahead and sit on Santa’s lap and tell him your wishes.

Funny Merry Christmas Greetings

• We should have bought Christmas tree seedlings early in the year so that we can grow them in our backyard such that they are ready by Christmas. Anyway, hope buying a new Christmas tree doesn’t make you lose the Christmas spirit.
• I wish I knew Christmas carols I could dedicate some for you during this season. All I can think of is Beyoncé’s albums and I hope you play some this holiday.
• The best Christmas vacation is going to visit your grandparents so that you can transfer the burden of Christmas to them. I hope you heed to my advice and have a merry Christmas.
• In case you have forgotten the feeling of Christmas, just think of the feeling you get when the boss decides to go for a month’s leave. Happy holidays.

• I hope you have extra room in your house to fit all the guests during this holiday. In any case, you can bring some of the guests to my house, I have some room to spare. Let’s enjoy Christmas together.
• You don’t have to be lonely during Christmas season just because you are single. Just think of Santa’s also being single since we have never been formally introduced to Mrs. Santa clause.
• Just like the new generation trend of always being on their phones 24/7 then this Christmas make a point of having celebrations online such that nobody is left out. Enjoy your Christmas.
• Christmas is a time when your parents unveil child hood videos mainly to embarrass you in front of your friends and other family. So, enjoy most of Christmas while it lasts.

More Humorous Christmas Card Wordings

• It’s so silly that when our stomachs are gaining weight around Christmas our wallets are losing weight. Merry Christmas.
• I think Santa Claus has got life figured out. He only visits people once a year.
• I love Christmas. When else can you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks?
• I am glad that we take a holiday like Christmas to tech out children honesty. “Of course there is a Santa Claus.”
• Christmas is only once a year and that is what I am most thankful for on Thanksgiving. Have a Merry Christmas.
• Marry Christmas! You know, if you feel like you two are ready to take such a big step.
• You should know that you are getting older, when Santa Claus is starting to look younger.
• Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, until the credit card bills arrive.