happy-halloween-quotesHalloween is here! You’re probably looking for some Halloween quotes and Halloween greetings that you can write on your party invitations or simple cards for this coming Halloween season. We all know that Halloween is a celebration of thrills and horror. What is the best way to prepare for this spooky season? That’s gearing up in meeting your loved ones and wacky friends in their horrific Halloween costumes! But wait, you can be more prepared than that.

Aside from preparing spooky and yummy treats and wearing Halloween costumes, you can also prepare some Halloween quotes written in your Halloween decors like tombstone. A spooky banner with “Happy Halloween” greetings is not that bad as well. Sending out Halloween greetings cards with some scary messages would be great as well. So here are some of the best and scariest happy Halloween quotes that you can use. We also added some Halloween greeting card messages and funny Halloween quotes for your use.

Happy Halloween Greetings

Halloween greeting card messages, happy Halloween messages


On Hallowe’en the thing you must do
Is pretend that nothing
can frighten you
And if somethin’ scares you
and you want to run
Just let on like it’s Hallowe’en fun.
– 19th Century Halloween postcard

Light up your lanterns and roam around
To get as many candies as you want!
Celebrate the Halloween with cheer!

Pumpkins here and there.
Carve it with face that scares.
Light it up and make then remember that it is Halloween Time!

Pretend like a ghost and terrify your friends
With the scariest Happy Halloween greeting you can growl!
Happy Halloween!

I can’t get over having goosebumps whenever I see you.
Are you a ghost?
Just wishing you a Happy Halloween!

Halloween is happier
with all the ghosts and witches around!
Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween to the person
Who has the deadliest smile of all times!

Celebrate Halloween
By dressing up like the scariest monster of all.
Growl the loudest you can
And be sure to frighten as many as you can!

Do you love me?
Are you willing to give your blood to me?
Happy Halloween!

You are like Casper.
Be happy that you are friendly.
Happy Halloween!

You are invited in a Halloween Party
That will be celebrated in the cemetery.
Special guests are Dracula, Frankenstein, and the Adam’s family.
Don’t forget to get dressed like a ghost.

Halloween Dance Party tonight!
I am excited to dance BOOgie with you!


Halloween Messages

Halloween greetings sayings, Halloween wishes

Dress your hair with a lot of SCAREnets so that it will stay in place.
Happy Halloween!

Brooms are gone because the witches have flown.
Oh, I remember it is Halloween once more!

I can smell the sweetness of your blood.
Can I sip a bit of it?
Happy Halloween!

Your neck is the most beautiful part of your body.
I want to bite it like a vampire.

I am howling like a wolf because I will have this Halloween with you!
Happy Halloween!

I have lost some screws on my head
Because I am crazy in love with you.
I think Frankenstein got it.
Happy Halloween!

I cooked a bloody, tasty, savory, reddish, mouthwatering meal for us.
Come and let us eat!
Happy Halloween!

If you are a ghost,
I will love to be scared by you all the time.
Happy Halloween!

Are you a nightmare?
You kept on haunting me on my sleep.
Happy Halloween!

Will you join me in my tomb when we die?
Happy Halloween!

Halloween means walking around with scary faces and costumes,
Stained with the colors of blood,
And streaks of black-colored make ups.
Let us start greeting everyone with “Trick or Treat”.


Funny Halloween Greetings and Messages

You are the spookiest, most dreadful, and scariest lover I ever had.
You make my heartbeat so fast.
Happy Halloween!

The most fulfilling thing this Halloween is
When I made Mr. Skeleton laugh.
I was able to tickle his funny bone
With my graveyard jokes.
Happy Halloween!

You are required by this management to take graveyard shift tonight.
Just make sure you let the gravedigger sign
Your timecard for record purposes.
Happy Halloween!

You are such a beautiful person.
I think you will be successful
If you will put up a funeral parlor business.
Happy Halloween!

Vampire sucks!
I hope your Halloween doesn’t.

Let us enjoy ourselves in this Halloween Party.
Let us count who the real freaky ghosts are and who are not.
Start counting!

Can I ask you out on a date in the grave?
Meet me there at 12 midnight.
I want to be alone with you and that is the best place I could ever think of.
See you and Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween Quotes

Halloween tombstone quotes, Halloween greetings quotes


On Halloween, witches come true;
Wild ghosts escape from dreams.
Each monster dances in the park….
~Nicholas Gordon

It’s Halloween! It’s Halloween! The moon is full and bright
And we shall see what can’t be seen On any other night.
Skeletons and ghosts and ghouls,
Grinning goblins fighting duels
Werewolves rising from their tombs,
Witches on their magic brooms
In masks and gown we haunt the street
And knock on doors for trick or treat
Tonight we are the king and queen,
For oh tonight it’s Halloween!
-Jack Prelutsky

As spirits roam the neighborhoods at night,
Let loose upon the Earth till it be light…
~Nicholas Gordon

Hark! Hark to the wind! ‘Tis the night, they say,
When all souls come back from the far away-
The dead, forgotten this many a day!
~ Virna Sheard

Men say that in this midnight hour,
The disembodièd have power
To wander as it liketh them,
By wizard oak and fairy stream.
~ William Motherwell

Just like a ghost, you’ve been a-hauntin’ my dreams,
So I’ll propose on Halloween.
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.
~ Dennis Yost and the Classics IV

At Halloween, when fairy sprites
Perform their mystic gambols,
When ilka witch her neebour greets,
On their nocturnal rambles;
When elves at midnight-hour are seen,
Near hollow caverns sportin,
Then lads an’ lasses aft convene,
In hopes to ken their fortune,
By freets that night.
~ Janet Little, On Halloween

Funny Halloween Quotes

Funny Halloween greetings, funny Halloween quotes and sayings


On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
~ Rodney Dangerfield

Like at Halloween: I knew I’d arrived
when I saw people dressing up on Halloween as my character.
~ Jane Badler

If human beings had genuine courage,
they’d wear their costumes every day of the year,
not just on Halloween.
~ Doug Coupland

Halloween is the one night a year
When girls can dress like a total slut
and no other girls can say anything about it.
~ Lindsay Lohan, Mean Girls

Let us meet six feet under the ground
And we will celebrate the Halloween
With all the ghosts in the grave!

We are afraid of ghosts yet every Halloween we dress up like them.
What if the one beside you in that Halloween Party is real?
Happy Halloween!

Trick or treat!
Sweets for the young and for those young at heart!
Happy Halloween!

Dentists will be busy tomorrow
Because patients will surely overflow their clinics.
Stores ran out of candies for the Halloween celebration.

Quotes about Halloween

Halloween quotes for kids, Scary Halloween Quotes


Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
~ William Shakespeare

From ghoulies and ghosties
And long-leggedy beasties
And things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!
~Scottish Saying

Backward, turn backward,
O Time, in your flight
make me a child again
just for to-night!
~Elizabeth Akers Allen

Bring forth the raisins and the nuts-
Tonight All-Hallows’ Spectre struts
Along the moonlit way.
~John Kendrick Bangs

‘Tis the night – the night
Of the grave’s delight,
And the warlocks are at their play;
Ye think that without
The wild winds shout,
But no, it is they – it is they.
~Arthur Cleveland Coxe

As a kid, there are some things you looked forward to.
You looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween
and you looked forward to Monday Night Football.
~ Nick Ferguson

There is nothing funny about Halloween.
This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand
for revenge by children on the adult world.
~ Jean Baudrillard

Halloween Movie Quotes


One, two. Red’s calling for you.
Three, four. Better lock your door.
Five, six. Grab your crucifix.
Seven, eight. Gonna stay up late.
Nine, ten. Never sleep again.
~ Children, Nightmare on Elm Street

These eyes will deceive you, they will destroy you.
They will take from you, your innocence, your pride, and eventually your soul.
These eyes do not see what you and I see.
Behind these eyes one finds only blackness,
the absence of light, these are of a psychopath.
~ Dr. Samuel Loomis, Halloween (2007)

I’m a messenger of God.
You’re doomed if you stay here.
This place is cursed. Cursed…
It’s got a death curse!
~ Crazy Ralph, Friday the 13th

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a fine Chianti.
~ Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs

Happy Halloween Wishes and Messages


Come and ride with me.
I prepared this broomstick for us to roam around the place.
Happy Halloween!

You are a ghost that makes my heart beat so fast.
Happy Halloween my love!

Have this Jack-o’-lantern so that your way will be lighted.
It is dark on the streets every Halloween!

Please do me a favor.
Can you get me out of this grave?
I am thirsty for your blood.
Happy Halloween!

Go out and meet all the happy folks around.
Give candies so that many will mourn of toothache during the night.

A message from the dentist this Halloween.
“Please do not each much candies.”

I will die if I will not have a happy Halloween with you!

No ghost will fear me when you are near.
Happy Halloween!

Do not be afraid of ghosts.
It is just in the mind.
Happy Halloween!

Light your pumpkin and dress a little weird.
Make this day funny instead of being feared.
Happy Halloween!

When dogs howl, and witches fly in their broomsticks.
It is the time to greet a Happy Halloween!

Light your pumpkin and walk around.
Greet Happy Halloween to everyone!

May this celebration of Halloween
Be both tricky and full of treats for you!
Happy Halloween!

Spread the tricks and give out treats this Halloween season!

Be spooky yet harmless on this day when most people are scary.
Be gentle this Halloween!

A card is all I have for you this Halloween celebration.
Written here is a message directly from the grave!
Happy Halloween!

Be quiet this day and feel their presence working on your nerves.
Never mind those goose bumps.
It is Halloween anyways!

Stay away from scary things this day.
You will never know what surprises they have for you.
Be ready. It is Halloween!

Broomsticks around,
Dogs that howl and all the pumpkins around.
Do you know what we got?
It is Halloween that we will celebrate tonight!

Do not wink because many will think to do crazy stuffs on you.
So be careful.
Halloween is just around the corner!

Happy Halloween to all the ghosts, souls, and witches around!
This message includes you my friend. Cheers!

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