Do you want to laugh? Are you tired of working all the time? Well, if you do why not give yourself a good laugh.  They say laughter is the best medicine. However, laughter cannot cure you from cancer but you can forget about your health problem even for a minute or two with a good joke or quote.

The following funny friendship quotes can certainly give you a good laugh, so scroll down.  Enjoy the quotes and laugh till you drop, you deserve it.

Funny Friendship Quotes with Images

We’ve been friends for so long, i can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.

2. Bestfriends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

3. Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.

4. Friends buy you food. Bestfriends eat your food.

5. It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.-Marlene Dietrich

6. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.-Bernard Meltzer

7. I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.

8. Friends offer free therapy.

9. It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.-Ralph Waldo Emerson

10. A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.-Jim Hayes

11. Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.

12. You and i are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.

13. Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.

14. Good friends discuss sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

15. Good friends don’t let you do stupid things..alone.

16. You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.

17. If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.

18. Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.

19. I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.

20. We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, i will pick you up..after i finish laughing

21. Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

22. We are going to be best friends forever..besides you already know too much.

23. Friendship is..sitting over a drink and forgetting the worries in life.

24. Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.-Sarah Dessen

25. Things are never quite as scary when you have a best friend.

26. Never let your friends feel lonely.. Disturb them all the time.

27. I like you because you join in on my weirdness.

28. Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

29. Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

30. We are so hilarious, i feel bad for the people who don’t get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.

31. Sometimes i wonder how you put up with me. Then i remember, oh i put up with you. So we’re even.

32. My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.

33. Your best friend is the one that will hold your hair out of the way after a night of hard partying.

34. Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and i don’t speak english.

35. If your friends don’t make fun of you, they are not really your friends.

36. Friends come and go, like the wave of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

37. I’m not really your friend until i start insulting you on a daily basis.

38. You say i’m dirty minded..but how did you understand what i meant?

39. The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.

40. That was our fiendship: equal parts irritation and cooperation.

41. Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

42. There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.-Linda Grayson

43. That moment, when you and your best friend look at each other and know what you are thinking and both laugh.

44. We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

45. We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends.

46. God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.

47. Me and my best friends can communicate with just facial expressions.

48. I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

49. Tis the privelege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.-Charles Lamb

50. Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit details of my life.

Funny Friendship Quotes for Your Friends

  • One measure of friendship consist not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.-Clifton Fadiman
  • Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.
  • One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.-Marcelene Cox
  • Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.-W. H. Audem
  • I just knew we’d be friends forever from the moment i discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts.
  • Men kick friendship around like football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.-Anne Morrow Lindbergh
  • When a woman becomes her own best friend, life is easier.
  • Be slow to fall in friendship, But when you are in, continue firm and constant.
  • A strong friendship doesn’t need daily conversation or being together. As long as the relationship lives in the heart, true friends never part.
  • A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again.

Cute Funny Friendship Quotes

  • A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.
  • Hold a true friend with both your hands.
  • A single rose can be my garden.. a single friend, my world.
  • The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
  • Friends are the sailors who guide your rickety boat to safely across the dangerous waters of life.
  • Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
  • Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom
  • The best mirror is an old fiend.
  • A true friend scolds like a dad, cares like a mom, teases like a sister, imitates like a brother, and finally, loves you more than a lover.

Funny Friendship Quotes and Sayings

  • Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don’t say.
  • I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I’m surrounded by angels, and i call them by best friends.-Pamela Daranjo
  • A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
  • A circle is round, it has no ends, that’s how long i want to be your best friend.
  • The greatest gift of life is friendship, and i have received it.-Hubert Humprey
  • When it hurts to look back and you’re afraid to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.
  • Friendship is comfort knowing that even when you feel all alone, you aren’t.
  • Stay is a charming word in a friend’s vocabulary.-Amos Bronson Alcott
  • Friendship is knot tied by angel’s hand.
  • Best friends understand when you say forget it. Wait forever when you say just a minute. Stay when you say leave me alone. And open the door before you can say come in.

Short Funny Friendship Quotes

  • Best friends are the people in your life who make you laugh louder, smile brighter and live better.
  • If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking, they can make you laugh.-P.C. Cast
  • The most i can do for my friend is simply be his friend.-Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.-Laurence Peter
  • A friend is one of the best things you can be and the greatest you can have.-Sarah Valdez
  • Rare as is true love, true friendship is rarer.-Jean de La Fontaine
  • A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.
  • We weren’t sisters by birth, but we knew from the start.. fate brought us together to be sisters by heart.
  • Friendship is, a long journey through the hills and valleys of life.
  • Friends pick us up when we fall down, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Funny Quotes on Friendship



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