Funny Quotes about Life

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”

Indeed. All of us have the same destination. However, even tho we are going to the same direction, it still up to us how we want the journey to be. It’s up to us if we want an adventurous, tragic, sad, boring or lively. After all, it’s the journey that counts, especially in life.

So today, forget all your worries and have a little fun. Enjoy these funny quotes about life. We listed down some humorous and funny quotes about life that you might get some enjoyment from. Spread the good vibes with your friends and loved ones too by sharing these funny life quotes and sayings.

• Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

• Life was much easier when apple and blackberry were just fruits.

• It’s always funny listening to someone lies when you already know the truth.

• People think I’m crazy. But I think of myself as normal with a twist of awesome.

• At the end of the day life should ask us, Are you sure you want to save the changes?

• Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

• Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure giving you a slap sometimes.

• One day I’m gonna make the onions cry.

• I’m still waiting for the day that I will actually use in real life.

• If you can’t convince them, confuse them. – Harry S. Truman

• Note to self: just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth.

• I am who I am. Your approval is not needed.

• Hope for the best, Expect the worst. Life is a play, we’re unrehearsed. – Mel Brooks

• I’m not lazy I’m just on my energy saving mode.

• I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. – Winston Churchill

• I hate it when people are at your house and ask “Do you have a bathroom? No we pee in the yard.

• Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me. I’ll laugh at you.

• All my life I thought air was free. Until I bought a bag of chips.

• Laughing so hard, no noise coming out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

• I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.

• Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

• Life is too short to have boring hair.

• Life is like an elevator on your way up, sometimes, you have to stop and let some people off.

• It’s funny how when I’m loud, people tell me to be quiet, but when I’m quiet, people ask me what’s wrong with me.

• You can’t be sad when you’re holding a cupcake.

• Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like facebook in real life.

• I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times.

• To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.

• Sometimes I wish I was a bird. So I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.

• That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you can’t do it.

• Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.

• Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels that couldn’t make a decision.

• My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.

• Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese. – Billie Burke

• Some people just need a high – five. In the face. With a chair.

• My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

• I just want to spend the rest of my life laughing.

• People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, and all life for happiness.

• Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.

• Life is very complicated. Don’t try to find answers. Because when you find answers life changes the questions.

• Some people create their own storms, and then get upset when it rains.

• Life begins after coffee.

• The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all other ages you’ve been. – Madeleine L’ Engle

• Respect your haters. They are the ones who think you are better than them.

• When life gives you lemons, bite them and make a funny face!

• Every day of your life is a page of your history.

• The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

• We mature with the damage, not with the years.

• Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.

• If you are living your life without giving an “f”, you are only living a li_e.