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Funny Christmas Wishes and Messages




Christmas is the biggest festival in all over the world. People of all countries irrespective of their religion celebrate the Christmas with fun and party. Christmas is considered as the birthday of Jesus Christ whose life, influenced the mankind most. His life changed the way people live and think. Millions of people sacrificed their life to promote his principles, parents taught their children the values of his principle and introduced Jesus Christ as their family members who has sacrificed himself to save them. People even consider the time as his year (AD). People send Christmas gifts and cards with heart warming Christmas messages to their relatives and friends Add joy and laughter this season with funny christmas quotes, Christmas wordings, Christmas Gifts, Christmas wishes and Christmas messages that will tickle your friends’ funny bones. Share the happiness of this season and be a good blessing to all.

Funny Christmas Wishes

Here are some of humorous Christmas messages and Christmas card wordings that you can use for your Christmas cards. You can also use these messages as Christmas SMS and Christmas Text messages. You can send these Christmas Wishes along with some great Christmas gifts to show your love and affection to somebody

Christmas is the festival of love and spirit
So let us drink the spirit to feel love
Merry Christmas to You

Man will live for ever
Because of Christmas
(Because of Christmas Day drinking)
Merry Christmas to you

Christmas is the day for blessings and love
So let us do not overload priest
Celebrate the Christmas here with party
Merry Christmas to you

May on this Christmas
Glow of prosperity and joy of Happiness
Fill in you body along with Christmas wine
Merry Christmas to you

Let us rejoice and enjoy
Has lord has given this day
to drink as much you want
Happy Christmas

Do not expect Santa
They all are Drunk and flat
Merry Christmas without gifts

I am wishing you Christmas wishes around you.
Have two drinks and look
Merry Christmas

Christmas is not only for praying and praising
But for drinking and messing around also
Merry Christmas

Please allow Jesus to Come and
Bless people in Church on Christmas,
If he sees you there he may not.
So come here and have party with me
Merry Christmas to you

I have Kept some photos in my home
So come here instead of Church
you can drink and pray,
And no more boring speach from the priest
Merry Christmas and Happy New year

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Christmas is for priest, He rejoices
Again and again while delivering the speech
To helpless Church crowd.
(Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing)
So let us celebrate the Christmas here
Merry Christmas to you

Christmas is truly full of wonders.
It makes all of my savings disappear!
That is the Christmas magic
Merry Christmas

They say that Christmas is just around the corner
How can it be when the world is round?

Anybody know where can I buy love?
They told me that it is the best thing to give this Christmas.

I think Santa’s wish for this Christmas should be to lose weight.

Rudolph has a red nose because he is drunk.

I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts.

Before, children are the carolers.
Nowadays, I wonder why streets are field with adult carolers.

Mother gives coins to children carolers, and gives bills to adult ones.
Why is that so?
Isn’t it Christmas is for children?

I am so excited to wear my new dress today just to see that my Godparents were out of their house.

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I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster.
I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.

Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself?
I think he needs to shave his beard.

People went to midnight mass not to hear mass, but to let their seatmates hear their snores.

I would say all I want for Christmas is YOU,
But I really would love a new credit card as well!

Since I brought the presents,
I’ve asked Santa to bring you love and happiness!

Hold peace, love and hope in your heart always
And Christmas will bring you what you wish for.

I know your family is dysfunctional.
Still, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

If you look for me at Christmas,
Don’t forget to check the local bar!

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I pray to see not just Santa but also the Three Kings this Christmas.
This is the time when I can kiss the person I want to along with a Christmas greeting without being slapped on my face.You are all I want for Christmas.
But of course I would also appreciate much if I will get cars, house, cash and diamonds perhaps.

I wonder how old Santa Claus is.

Yippee! Another day again to receive, receive, and receive!

Christmas makes me feel nervous and threatened because I will be seeing again my godchildren.

They say Christmas is a time for smiles.
How can I smile if my wallet has ran out of cash?

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funny-christmas-wishesIt’s so silly that when our stomachs are gaining weightaround Christmas our wallets are losing weight. Merry Christmas.

I think Santa Claus has got life figured out. He only visits people once a year.

I love Christmas. When else can you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks?

I am glad that we take a holiday like Christmas to tech out children honesty. “Of course there is a Santa Claus.”

Christmas is only once a year and that is what I am most thankful for on Thanksgiving. Have a Merry Christmas.

Marry Christmas! You know, if you feel like you two are ready to take such a big step.

You should know that you are getting older, when Santa Claus is starting to look younger.

Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, until the credit card bills arrive.

By annewalker

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