So, you’re looking for cute but funny love quotes for your sweethearts? You’ve come at the right place. Feel free to browse our collection of best cute love quotes and best quotes about love. These love quotes and sayings that can sent as love sms quotes or love text messages to your special someone. You can also post these cute love quotes and sayings as love facebook statuses.

Collection of Cute Funny Love Quotes

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
~ Joan Crawford

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
~ Henny Youngman

There is nothing that warms the heart and makes life quite worth living like ‘Love’.
~ Anonymous

Everything ends this way in France – everything. Weddings, christenings, duels, funerals, swindlings, diplomatic affairs – everything is a pretext for a good dinner.
~ Albert Einstein

One good thing about Internet dating: you’re guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.
~ Mongo

“Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you’re mated.”
~ Anonymous

You’re not that perfect person for me but at least you’ve won my love that will last for a lifetime.
~ Greg Gregorio

You don’t marry someone you can live with – you marry the person who you cannot live without.
~ Anonymous

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
~ Groucho Marx

Happiness is having your girlfriend’s lipstick the same color as your wife’s.
~ Anonymous

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
~ Lily Tomlin

They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. I figure that’s why my boyfriend moved.
~ Christy Murphy

You make me laugh when I don’t even want to smile…
~ Anonymous

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
~Rita Rudner

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
~ Ingrid Bergman

“Love is like a Rhino, short-sighted, but always willing to find a way.”
~ Anonymous

More Cute Love Quotes Sayings


I’d love to hear what other stories exist in the world besides the stereotypical ones. There are good people in the ghetto. There are role models.
~ Emo Philips

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
~ Mel Brooks

Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.”
~ Anonymous

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing — and then marry him.
~ Cher

No ones perfect. It’s when you see past the imperfections that you call it love.
~ Anonymous

The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
~Andy Warhol

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
~ Cathy Carlyle

There’s nothing to be compared to the love you’ve shared to me, cause maybe you’re the first person in my life?
~ Erin

“Parents must get across the idea that I love you always, but sometimes I do not love your behavior.”
~ Amy Vanderbilt

Love is the beauty of the soul.
~ St. Augustine

When your smile brings happiness to me, I want you to stay with me forever.
~ Anonymous

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
~Woody Allen

I swear i’d rip my heart out if you said you’d be impressed please be impressed im dying for a place in your heart
~ Anonymous

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said ‘no’
~ Albert Einstein

Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
~H. L. Mencken

No ones perfect. It’s when you see past the imperfections that you call it love.
~ Anonymous


Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
~ Anon

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.
~ Barbara Bush

Top secrets of personal growth experts One seeks to make the loved one entirely happy, or, if that cannot be, entirely wretched.
~Jean de La Bruyere

More Funny Cute Love Quotes 

“Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.”
~ Anonymous

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
~ Murphy’s Laws of Sex

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

~ Bette Midler

You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
~ Henny Youngman

Could it be that I don’t know if love exists, or is it that love doesn’t know that I exist?

~ Anonymous

It is a beautiful trait in the lovers character, that they think no evil of the object loved.
~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

You’re not that perfect person for me but at least you’ve won my love that will last for a lifetime.
~ Greg Gregorio

Love is the beauty of the soul.
~ St. Augustine

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
~ Groucho Marx

I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
~ Henny Youngman

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.
~ Albert Einstein

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.
~ Robert DE Niro

When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate.
~ Oliver Herford

Before you find your handsome prince, you’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs.
~ Seinfeld

May they who love you be like the sun when it rises in its strength.
~ The Bible, Judges 5:31

I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love.
~ Henry Ward Beecher

Love is born of faith, Lives on hope,; And dies of charity.
~ Anonymous

Love is foolish … but I still might try it sometime.
~ Floyd

Love is a game and everyone plays that game!
~ Anonymous


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