So, you’re looking for cute but funny love quotes for your sweethearts? You’ve come at the right place. Feel free to browse our collection of best cute love quotes and best quotes about love. These love quotes and sayings that can sent as love sms quotes or love text messages to your special someone. You can also post these cute love quotes and sayings as love facebook statuses.
Collection of Cute Funny Love Quotes
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
~ Joan Crawford
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
~ Henny Youngman
There is nothing that warms the heart and makes life quite worth living like ‘Love’.
~ Anonymous
Everything ends this way in France – everything. Weddings, christenings, duels, funerals, swindlings, diplomatic affairs – everything is a pretext for a good dinner.
~ Albert Einstein
One good thing about Internet dating: you’re guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.
~ Mongo
“Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you’re mated.”
~ Anonymous
You’re not that perfect person for me but at least you’ve won my love that will last for a lifetime.
~ Greg Gregorio
You don’t marry someone you can live with – you marry the person who you cannot live without.
~ Anonymous
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
~ Groucho Marx
Happiness is having your girlfriend’s lipstick the same color as your wife’s.
~ Anonymous
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
~ Lily Tomlin
They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. I figure that’s why my boyfriend moved.
~ Christy Murphy
You make me laugh when I don’t even want to smile…
~ Anonymous
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
~Rita Rudner
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
~ Ingrid Bergman
“Love is like a Rhino, short-sighted, but always willing to find a way.”
~ Anonymous
More Cute Love Quotes Sayings
I’d love to hear what other stories exist in the world besides the stereotypical ones. There are good people in the ghetto. There are role models.
~ Emo Philips
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
~ Mel Brooks
Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.”
~ Anonymous
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing — and then marry him.
~ Cher
No ones perfect. It’s when you see past the imperfections that you call it love.
~ Anonymous
The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
~Andy Warhol
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
~ Cathy Carlyle
There’s nothing to be compared to the love you’ve shared to me, cause maybe you’re the first person in my life?
~ Erin
“Parents must get across the idea that I love you always, but sometimes I do not love your behavior.”
~ Amy Vanderbilt
Love is the beauty of the soul.
~ St. Augustine
When your smile brings happiness to me, I want you to stay with me forever.
~ Anonymous
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
~Woody Allen
I swear i’d rip my heart out if you said you’d be impressed please be impressed im dying for a place in your heart
~ Anonymous
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said ‘no’
~ Albert Einstein
Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
~H. L. Mencken
No ones perfect. It’s when you see past the imperfections that you call it love.
~ Anonymous
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
~ Anon
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.
~ Barbara Bush
Top secrets of personal growth experts One seeks to make the loved one entirely happy, or, if that cannot be, entirely wretched.
~Jean de La Bruyere
More Funny Cute Love Quotes
“Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.”
~ Anonymous
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
~ Murphy’s Laws of Sex
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
~ Bette Midler
You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
~ Henny Youngman
Could it be that I don’t know if love exists, or is it that love doesn’t know that I exist?
~ Anonymous
It is a beautiful trait in the lovers character, that they think no evil of the object loved.
~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
You’re not that perfect person for me but at least you’ve won my love that will last for a lifetime.
~ Greg Gregorio
Love is the beauty of the soul.
~ St. Augustine
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
~ Groucho Marx
I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
~ Henny Youngman
The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.
~ Albert Einstein
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.
~ Robert DE Niro
When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate.
~ Oliver Herford
Before you find your handsome prince, you’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs.
~ Seinfeld
May they who love you be like the sun when it rises in its strength.
~ The Bible, Judges 5:31
I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love.
~ Henry Ward Beecher
Love is born of faith, Lives on hope,; And dies of charity.
~ Anonymous
Love is foolish … but I still might try it sometime.
~ Floyd
Love is a game and everyone plays that game!
~ Anonymous
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